I’ve been told that hashers are all a bunch of losers, low lifes and degenerates, that have nothing better to do than sit in dive bars and drink beer. It warms my heart to think that our unlikely group of misfits can do something charitable once in a while. Because of Toys For Tots, there will be a lot of really happy kids on Christmas morning. A lot of families are struggling to put food on the table this year and can’t afford to buy Christmas gifts for their kids. So thanks to everyone who showed up this week and for donating a truckload of toys!
This week’s Hare was Timmy!!! The pack assembled at The Crape Place. On a map, this trail looks like a wild goose chase. It made me dizzy just writing it down. Circle up was in the parking lot behind Jerry’s Sports, introductions were made and the pack was off. Flour was spotted on the other side of Soquel Ave, so the pack crossed the street. FRB’s dBASED and Hot Wheels, took off and left the pack in the dust (as usual). We followed the trail down Seabright, solved a check and went left on Water St. The pack crossed Water St and headed down Stanford Ave, solved the check on the corner and went left on Keystone Ave. The trail went Right on Poplar, down an alley to Melrose, then back out to Morrisey Ave. We crossed Soquel Ave headed down South Morrissey, right on Gault, left on Darwin, right on Broadway, then left on Seabright, right on Effey, left on Cayuga, left on Windsor, left on Caledonia, right on Windham, right on Ocean View, and back to Soquel. We crossed Soquel (for the third time), to find the beer check in the parking lot behind Ristorante Italiano.
Religion was held at Puff’s house. Accuprick was RA and appointed My Little Bony his Beer Fairy. First to be called up were the Non-Runners who did not do trail. Wicked
Retahted, Banana, and My Little Bony, said they were cold, so they cozied up on bar stools at the 007. Duhhh worked late and got stuck in traffic on the dreaded Highway 17. Hugh Heifer was ridiculed for tripping over a crack in the sidewalk and falling somewhere along the way. Possibly on Cayuga. Hairy Potter and Hairy Fuck 2.5 did a down down for being part of the Hairy family. Canadian Penny Slut was punished for being a back slider. Cuff My Muff divulged to the pack that her leaky nipples are lactating beer. We heard how My Little Bony gave Puff a $20 and received $21 in change. Bony was honest enough to give it back to him. Another hasher would’ve kept it and bought a round of shots. Accuprick brought out something that was supposed to be a “toy for twats”. It was a blue thing that
looked more like a billy club than a sex toy. The only harriette that seemed intrigued by it was Hugh Heifer. It came with a big book of directions. Maybe she can figure out what it does. If not, she can leave it in her car to fend off potential muggers.
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Shallow Hole