Hash # 621 March Fools Day Death-March Hash, 3/1/12

Cold, Dark and Dreary Ben Lomond was the site chosen by our Hares DuHHH and Pixilated Obscenity.  A small group of hashers met on the heated patio of Henflings Tavern.   Seems like the smart ones, were the ones who skipped this hash and stayed home!  We had 2 virgins show up this week.  Virgin Shane and Virgin Kyle.  Probably the last time we’ll see them, too.  Not much to say about trail, except our hares decided to put a particularly long and tricky back check on a very dark Love Creek Road that got the whole pack lost.  All of us just wandered around the dark streets of Ben Lomond looking for flour.  Deep stroke, a local Ben Lomond resident, finally sniffed out trail and lead us in the right direction.  We finally found beer check.  Broke Bench Mountain resorted to auto hashing to find beer check.  I assume some hashers gave up and went to Hugh Heifer’s house.  I recently found out that our hares are both members of the same wine club we are, and they both recently picked up several bottles of killer Pinot Noir.  My theory is that our hares decided to ditch the pack long enough, so they could hit the Tyrolean Inn’s Buffet night and polish off some Pinot!

At least everyone knew how to get to Religion at Hugh Heifer’s house.  Hugh was named RA for the night and named TIMMY the Beer Fairy (or Troll, since he had on his big blue hash coat on).  Broke Bench Mountain was punished for auto hashing (kind of a smart move, if you ask me), Cuff my Muff was congratulated on completing her 100th Surf City Hash!!!  She was awarded a lovely patch.  Virgins Kyle and Shane both told lame jokes.  Six of Nine showed up at religion to avoid paying his 8 bucks (again).  Great Barrier Queef was in town, so she stopped by for a beer.  Down Downs were awarded to the Non-runners:  Great Barrier Queef, Six of Nine, and Dr Nappy-Headed Ho.   And last but not least, the Hares……………

On On,

Shallow Hole

PS. Don’t forget the St. Patty’s Day Green Dress (or Kilt) Run will be Thursday 3/15/12 in Downtown Santa Cruz.  Come out and be Irish and drink some beer!

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