No Wankers, this was not a horrible flashback. Did anyone else notice that all of Puff the Magic Drag Queen’s photos from this hash came our blurry. WTF? Our Hares, Occasional Rapist and Wicked Retahted, brought us back to Pleasure Point for this week’s hash. The pack assembled at the Point Chophouse on Portola. Maybe Occasional Rapist was home sick for her old neighborhood. All the fair weather sissies stayed home on this drizzly evening. The pack sat together at a big table in an alcove of the restaurant and resembled a very dysfunctional family on Thanksgiving. Just Andrea came out to socialize but didn’t stay to hash. Waxi Pad was in the neighborhood for work, and showed up for a drink in “business attire”. He also skipped the trail. Wicked Retahted came prepared to hare with about 8 ounces of flour in a Crown Royal bag. Luckily, Occasional Rapist brought flour and chalk.
Aside from a few sprinkles at circle up, it didn’t really rain on our evening. In contrast to the previous week’s hash, the Hares kept the pack on the ocean side of Portola, instead of the trailer park side. The trail winded around the streets, then went down the stairs onto the beach for a liquor check. The pack got there just in time before a wave washed away the flour markings on the sand. We had to climb up the rocks back onto the street. We ran by some cops in unmarked vehicles in front of a house. Not sure what was going on. No one seemed to be getting arrested. One cop acted concerned and asked me if we lost anyone. LOL. I replied innocently, “No Sir, we’re just running around”. He said “ok then” and drove off. Beer check was located at the end of Rock View Drive, down the stairs on the rocks. The sea was rough from the storm and the waves were crashing. Very cool spot!
Religion was held at Wicked Retahted’s house. Accuprick was RA. Thmp-Thmp was Beer Fairy. Deep Stroke was chastised for still being around. She should’ve left on her road trip 2 weeks ago. Just Marna showed up for her second hash and was rewarded with a down down. Her sister, Princess Di (arrhea) also drank. There was some banter over who got the brains and who got the beauty in the family. Wicked Retahted drank (again) for his crime last week of forgetting to bring the joint he rolled. Hugh Heifer drank because of her antics. She lost her keys, and while she was looking for them, she found a bud in her truck! Whoo Hoo! Puff the Magic Drag Queen was punished for calling Marna “Marta” in last week’s Hash Flash. Occasional Rapist was called up for misspelling Schlong Division’s name wrong in her last Hash Trash. Religion was stopped momentarily for a little smoke fest. Accuprick was feeling the “Rasta Vibe”. dBASED accused Puff the Magic Drag Queen of believing Deep Stroke is a man. Deep Stroke defended herself and professed that she was really a woman, but did not offer the pack any visual proof. Puff, Princess Di (arrhea) and Deep Stroke drank for having issues climbing the slippery rocks at the beach. No one was mamed or killed. And last but not least, the Hares………………..
See you Wankers on Thursday night at Bocci’s Cellar for the Toys for Tots Hash. Bring one or more unwrapped toys for needy children so they can have a nice Christmas and don’t have to be scarred for life thinking they were rejected by Santa because he skipped over their house.
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