We ll hello wanker’s! Today is the drinking day! Thank god! Last week we gathered at Butt Ball and Little Anal Annie’s fine casa for our 13th, yes 13th anual-Beat Yur Meat festivities! We had a good turnout from neighboring kennels, some Just’s (Vivian) and one virgin (name?)that I know of. Trail ran about 3.59 miles (for me anyhow) depending on who you are. Who doesn’t like to hash in Nisene?, lot’s of poison oak, but avoidable-like aids. We had beer check at the bottom-est spot in Nisene by a bridge and creek. Accuprick led us half-minds in the infamous “day of the week” hashing song, most made it to BC, we had several wanker’s decide that the Windjammer made a better gorilla check and stayed there. According to Puff we did raise a fine sum for Second Harvest food bank! So here here to all of us. Lot’s of hasher’s brought tastey side dishes to share. Pussy Toupe donated a 5 gallon keg of microbrew and it barely made it to the start, empty by the time we left for trail, thanks again to Pussy and Pixie. Hares Cockiss and Little Anal Annie led us on a circle jerk trail. Trail back to start from BC was hell , we thought we’d never return, more than a mile straight up. We had a hare raiser Ska Skank show of her tits for most of religion, she has been working hard at haring lately. Six o’ nine brought a virgin but left her on trail to fend for herself, Dog Breathe was her hasher in not so shiney armour and drove her home. What a guy. Butt balls and Cockiss played co-RA’s for a bit, as Butt Balls caressed his table, he called up Tommy Hilfingerher to be beer fairy. She is still visting from LAH3. We had visitor down downs, and yes Six o’ nine somehow made it in that group?why? for free beer. Gorilla check wanker’s whom didn’t bother to even step foot in Nisene=Princess, Twisted, TIMMY!, Banana, Cuff, Rhoids, Pixie (probably missed some). Waxi and Boner Mal. got down down for missing trail and any BC, really? Cockiss got his 69th anal-versary with SCH3! Way to go, they he and Ram Pam (thank you maaam) came all the way from Paso Robles to beat their meat with us! Thanks to the Master chef’s Butt Balls and Accu and anyone else that beat our meats that night! Ok and the hares….Cockiss and Little anal Annie!
Ok Thursdays the drinking day to meet up at the old Watering hole for another night of hashing! Remember Saturday is M word run, so get your whites cleaned. Oh and harriette’s come join us for a night of festivites Friday night Edwardo Dinero at the Boardwalk!
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