TIMMY!!! Retires and is replaced by the Royal Hash Couple!
While the rest of the world celebrates the New Year on January 1st, Halfminds of Surf City celebrate the new hash year in November. A large pack assembled at El Palomar to elect a new mismanagement and usher in the 13th year of Surf City H3.
After serving as GM for 2 years, TIMMY!!!! was really thrilled to be celebrating his hash retirement and turning over GM duties to some other poor bastard. Thank you TIMMY!!! for all you did for the hash in the past 2 years! His last act as GM was to hare the trail. He promised a short trail. Some wished “short” was a few blocks, however trail was measured at 2.65 miles of downtown and ended on top of the River Street parking garage. The pack returned to El Palomar to a nice spread of food and of course BEER! Backslider Vince Lamblowme showed up and announced that he is retired and now free to hash again. Last Call Norm and Pearl Necklace were there. Monthy Friend made her monthly appearance. Ska Skank Redemption, Arabian Goggler and Today is Monday made the trek from FACU to join the festivities.
First it was time to reflect on memories from the past year. TIMMY!!! showed a great slideshow flashback of the past year. Some wankers were too drunk to remember a lot of this shit. There were many familiar faces. There were a lot of Virgins who never showed their faces again. Who knows what makes some people love the hash and others so horrified that they never return. While there was some bloodshed, no one died on trail!!!! We encountered skunk, deer, and cows, but no mountain lions or Bigfoot. There were no major altercations with the cops. Several of our new regular hashers were named in the past year, including Cumcerto, Dirty Dolmas, Pink Cherry Licker, Twisted Fister, Reverse Cow Girlz, Diddler on the Roofie, and Cum Pumper. We had some cumings and goings. Dung Fu Grip wandered in from Minnesota, showed up at Red Dress and never left. The crazy bastard fits in really well here. Deep Stroke announced she was moving, but it took 5 going away parties and almost a year to leave. Occasional Rapist and dBASED got married and threw a hell of a party. Hairy Fuck 2.5 and Reverse Cow Girlz just got engaged!
Founder of the hash, Banana Basher told the story of how he “had a drunken dream” and started the Surf City H3 in the year 2000. He recognized others responsible for making it happen, dBASED and Last Call Norm and Pearl Necklace. Pearl and Norm met in the hash, found love and the rest is history. Banana Basher has a pretty bad health scare this past year. Luckily he is now healthy again and back on the bar stool. But just in case, he let us all know that he made out his will and bestowed $3000 for the hash to have a party and wants us to use his ashes instead of flour to lay a trail. Long live Banana Basher!
And the election results were revealed. Your new Mismanagement is……………..
GM: In a unanimous decision, the hash erected The Royal Couple, Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di (arrhea).
Beer Mistress: Hugh Heifer (This hippy knows her beer man!)
Scribe: The Threesome of Occasional Rapist, Shallow Hole, and Pink Cherry Licker. With Princess Di (arrhea) making guest scribe appearances. Welcome Pink Cherry Licker!
Hare Raiser: Twisted Fister. This is a new position on mismanagement.
RA: Accuprick and Cuff my Muff
On Sex: dBASED
Hash Cash/Flash: Puff the Magic Drag Queen
Awards:
Worst Trail: Deep Stroke and Shallow Hole’s trail from the Trout Farm. Note Deep Stroke was not there to share the blame.
Stupidest Act on Trail: Cuff my Muff and Occasional Rapist throwing rocks at a skunk to get it pissed off when the pack arrived. Note the skunk was not harmed and did not spray anyone.
Best Trail: TIMMY!!! and Puff the Magic Drag Queen’s trail from UCSC
On On to year 13! I’m looking forward to the year ahead. Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di(arrhea) graciously accepted the role of GM. I’m sure they’ll do a great job! They As a couple, they have twice as many brain cells as the typical halfmind.
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On On,
Shallow Hole