Two namings took place on this night. After much diliberating drunk drinking, we came up with two great ones.  Trail start was at Beer Thirty, we love this place, especially when we get the outside all to ourselves. Trio of hares, Bacon Queef (virgin haring!), PCL and Fap Jack. We had 2 visitor’s from LAH3, Damien the Antichrist and his spouse Pot Ho, they looked like they had fun. We had a virgin, Giant Asexual made cum, Virgin Schuyler, now with a name like that we will have fun naming you in the near future:).  Trail was ultra shitty, that’s what happen’s when hares are in the odd number. To note though, was how Bacon Queef being a virgin hare and all, calmly explained to a security guard/cop at a mobile home park what the hell she was doing.  Keep calm and just throw flour! LOL. I measured trail and from what I remember it was like 3.8. Many short cutted the last loop around the Wharf road/school. I didn’t! Everyone missed a different loop, but that’s a long story. OK, RA was TIMMY!, beer fairy dBASED. We had religion in the parking lot next to Micheal’s on Main. We congradulated Dung-Fu Grip on his 75th analversary with Surf City! Virgin Schuyler told a lame joke, but since he had many harriette’s lined up in front of him he decided to also “moon” us. We named Just Steve first. It took a bit, but….please welcome “Stub Rub”! It could have been worse, you could have been named, ‘You Bitch you Whine’, Yeasty Boy, Stumpi, Wiggy 9 Finger’s, Phantom Finger Fucker, McNubbin’, Stupid Queso, District 9? LOL. Just Robin was welcomed to the hash…as “Cock Throbbin’ “, you could have been, Cockin Robin, Nice Cock, 40 “P” cock, Small town pussy, High School Drunk out:) In the end I think both of these lovely moniker’s fit them well. Up soon to name will be Just Kory if he keeps on cumming, and the hares!

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