The hash started at Beer 30 and Puff has apparently often wondered, when a rat goes out at night to look for food and spread horrible diseases and it looks up and sees a bat, does it think that bat is an angel?
I don’t think our Rat Pussy sees anything other than Deadliest Snatch when HE looks up. It’s obvious neither of them looked up and saw the stupidity of their trail. This hare-pair became mired in a claustrophobic clutch of cliches.
I can only assume trail went this way and that way around Beer 30. I wasn’t there so I wouldn’t know. There is photographic evidence that that is in fact what occured though!
Analversaries: dBASED at 25 consecutive, Thmp-Thmp reaching 269 and Wicked Retahted up to 150 hashes with us. dBASED remained at the altar because he dropped and broke our Pig Bowl down-down dispenser. dBASED remained at the altar for a third consecutive crime. This time it was for not yelling the on-on until he was five marks past the check. Rat Pussy and Wicked Retahted were awarded downs downs. Rat Pussy for pulling Wicked Retahted out of the cooler after he fell in head first. (Who said ‘head’?) Flip Flops On The Rocks was punished for giving the on-on after just the first mark away from a check.
Just Wendy and Just Chuck were punished for their backsliding ways. Just Kem, whom has just finished his fifth hash, ponders the chance he’ll get a name he can tell his mother and decides it probably ain’t gonna happen! Just Kem can do nothing other than laugh upon hearing the name he will be saddled with throughout his hashing career. Allow Hash Flash to introduce our newest recruit: Real Boring Bitch. Welcome…ya half-mind! And the hares…Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch. They both appear well on their way to living up to Rat Pussy’s shirt: I’m drunk alot. Dog Breath, Thmp-Thmp, Princess Di(arrhea) and Accuprick line up at the counter for (in order too) beer and pizza. The last to surrender Trail 898 to the record books: Dog Breath, Princess Di(arrhea), Thmp-Thmp, Accuprick and TIMMY!! They got what they deserved.
On on,
Pussy Wood