Hash 931: Nautical Nonsense

A perfect day for sailing into the end of summer with a nautical themed hash. Sadly, only one person got the memo…..that would be36471883563_08a884d5ec_o the Princess.  She was resplendent in her blue and white striped yachting attire with matching captains hat. The rest of the ruffians were in their usual tired, tattered and smelly running rags. Princess and Cum You Will Not are in a race for the years best dressed hasher.
 
As folks milled about the Blue Lagoon, the hares made a beeline for the front door to check on their pre-laid trail.
 
At the appointed time the pack took off….Luckily Vag spotted them earlier trying to lay a false….so he knew which direction we should head. Vag saved the day and hours of wandering aimlessly.
Thankfully it was an easy trail. I missed last week but I heard it was brutal. So the pack was in a good mood as we meandered through lovely neighborhoods, chatting among ourselves. 
After about 2 easy miles, we did cum upon a rather large 69 strategically placed at the home of Bacon Queef and Just Foot Pussy. We also combined our creative juices to draw encouraging and racy messages to JFP & his sexy wifey. He later made us a thank you video.36888844040_349cd765d1_o
 
Most of the pack backtracked to the start….and then onto the beer check location.
 
Turns out that Jizz had no idea what the “69” meant….Imagine that! He still is pretty virginal.
So he follows blindly follows Princess hoping to be clued in on the magical meaning of “69”. And then magically Puff shows up out of nowhere and joins this merry band. They all manage to show up at Beer Check DFL.
 
We were told that Religion would be at Seabright Beach….but technically we never made it onto the beach. Instead we walked a mere 20 steps to the end of the overlook parking lot to engage in Religion.
 
Bakers and DBased led the evenings proceedings.
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A few folks missed the LC….like Wicked and Flip Flop. But most did not –  including TestaCoil and Real Boring Bitch cause they won’t pass up free booze no matter how horrid it tastes.
 
We recognized people who can’t count to 69. There was mention of Timmy and his special needs.
And Project Cumway was called out for something…..maybe it was also 69 related.
Snake Me Anywhere had to be different and drink wine instead of beer because her standards are low.
Seems she fits right in with this crowd.
 
Princess, Jizz and Puff got a down down for holding hands, skipping into beer check and for chivalry on trail.
How sweet.
 
Backsliders were Ska Skank, Wicked, Project Cumway…but there was a lot of complaining about too much head on the beer. It is always something with this crowd. Can’t please everyone.
 
Dbased lost his precious headlamp but CumFart found it and thus we sang him the Vagina song.
 
We had an auspicious analversary….Princess logged in at a whooping 269 hashes. AMAZING.
Maybe now she will share the secret of “69” with Mr Jizz.
 
We cheered our Hares, Pink Cherry Licker and Thump Thump and then we went off in search of more beer and pizza.
 
On On On
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