Hash Trash #963
“Run on Grass – the day before 420 trail”

Hares are Cold Smegma Kamikaze and Courtesy Flush. They are becoming quite the team. Some serious bro bonding going on.
Lots of pre trail scouting going on…hmmmm????

The point of this trail is to start at the dog friendly outdoor patio at Boardwalk Bowl before the summer clusterfuck approaches. In other words….stay the fuck home for the rest of the summer cause the crowds will descend en masse upon all Santa Cruz county beaches.

Eagle trail is  a mere 3.5 miles and Turkey Trail  a measly 2.5 miles…perfect for most of our pack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Given this turtle pace you should be able to behold a magical sunset just as you get to the beach. But that’s assuming all goes according to plan.

Despite all their planning and best efforts to thwart the pack, the hares ran into some trouble!

We had a double hare snare!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nevertheless the pack continued….and ended up having some fun.

Cunt Jungle Gym is a beast of a gal. Don’t mess with this harriette.

On the approach to the Boardwalk trestle bridge was this ominous sign.

I know for a fact some of us are not thrilled to have to cross this death trap. Luckily Cap’t Morgan was there to save us!

Or maybe we had to save Cap’t Morgan?