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Hash Trash # 859 on 6/16/16

Ho to Housewife and Occasional Rapist’s Beerthday Aloha Hash It’s Gemini season, and all the coolest hashers are celebrating birthdays! Ho to Housewife and Occasional Rapist brought the pack back to Pleasure Point to the Corner Pocket for a Hawaiian … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 858 on 6/9/16

New Kids On My Cock and Fap Jack lured the pack to Callahan’s this week with promises of shitty 3+ mile Turkey, 6+ mile Eagle trails and a keg.   They got the shitty trail right.  Trail started out the back … Continue reading

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Hash Trash #854 on 5/12/16: The Pussy Hash

Rat Pussy, Just Foot Pussy and Pussy Wood summoned the pack to Beer 30 for the First Anal Pussy Hash. A funny thing happened.  A bunch of dogs showed up!  In fact, we had a record 7 dogs this week!  … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 846: Zombie Jesus Hash on March 24, 2016

Our Hares this week were Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land.  They chose the Parish Pub on the West Side for the start location. Hashers received their holy communion with pints of beer. dBASED had black chalk and put “ashes” … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 844 on 3/10/16

This week’s hash was the Betty Ford Prelube Hash. GM’s Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack promised a short trail and did not disappoint.  A bunch of wankers had to get up early to drive to Palm Springs. We started … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 839 on 2/4/16: Beware! Hares in Training!

This week, Ho to Housewife popped not one, but 2 Hare cherries! Whoo Hoo!  They don’t call her Ho for nothing!  She was in charge of training Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch how to lay their first trail.  They chose … Continue reading

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