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Hash Trash #863 on 7/14/16: Puff the Magic Drag Queen’s Beerthday Hash

How old is Puff? He’s old enough to be a member of AARP, to collect Medicare, but still young enough to still set a trail (with the help of Dung Fu Grip’s young speedy legs).   He’s old enough to have … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 862 on 7/7/16

Trash 862 Our scribes have taken to fleeing the country as of late, so you’re stuck with another Dung-Fu Hash Recycling (trash is gross.) Much like my previous one, we started off the side of a road near an entrance … Continue reading

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Hash # 861- Beat Your Meat on June 30, 2016

This year’s Beat Your Meat was held at Drill Me’s house in Scotts Valley. Somehow dBASED talked his dentist into hosting the event.  I’m sure it’s a decision that she surely regrets by now.  Drill Me used to hash with … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 859 on 6/16/16

Ho to Housewife and Occasional Rapist’s Beerthday Aloha Hash It’s Gemini season, and all the coolest hashers are celebrating birthdays! Ho to Housewife and Occasional Rapist brought the pack back to Pleasure Point to the Corner Pocket for a Hawaiian … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 858 on 6/9/16

New Kids On My Cock and Fap Jack lured the pack to Callahan’s this week with promises of shitty 3+ mile Turkey, 6+ mile Eagle trails and a keg.   They got the shitty trail right.  Trail started out the back … Continue reading

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Hash Trash #854 on 5/12/16: The Pussy Hash

Rat Pussy, Just Foot Pussy and Pussy Wood summoned the pack to Beer 30 for the First Anal Pussy Hash. A funny thing happened.  A bunch of dogs showed up!  In fact, we had a record 7 dogs this week!  … Continue reading

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