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Hash Trash # 628, Brit to Brit Tour, 4/19/12

Self-Proclaimed “Hare-Pair of the Century”, TIMMY and Puff the Magic Drag Queen, summoned the pack to Britannia Arms in Aptos for this week’s hash.  In their direct solicitation for votes for the Trail of the Year Award, they pulled out … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 626, 4/5/12

This week our Hares Occasional Rapist and Wicked Retahted, summoned the pack to Castaways for a hash through their Pleasure Point hood.  I wish I could say it was a pleasure, but I cannot.  It was the first haring venture … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 625, The Anal Lampshade Hash, 3/29/12

Every year, around April Fools Day, Surf City holds its Anal Lampshade Hash.  This year, our Hares were the half-mind team of Hairy Fuck 2.5 and “virgin Hares” Thmp-Thmp and Princess Diarrhea.  The pack gathered at the Rush Inn, for … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 624, 3/22/12

This week our Hare Couple,  dBASED and Occasional Rapist, summoned the pack to Don Quixote’s in Felton.   The Hares warned the pack they would have to climb over a 4 foot fence on trail.   Wonder if that anything to do … Continue reading

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Hash # 621 March Fools Day Death-March Hash, 3/1/12

Cold, Dark and Dreary Ben Lomond was the site chosen by our Hares DuHHH and Pixilated Obscenity.  A small group of hashers met on the heated patio of Henflings Tavern.   Seems like the smart ones, were the ones who skipped … Continue reading

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Hash # 620 Lil Bony’s Birthday Hash 2/23/12

My little Bony summoned the pack to meet at Last Call Norm and Pear Necklace’s house.  This turned out to be one of the only good things I can say about this week’s hash.     My little Bony left his bar … Continue reading

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