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Hash Trash # 870: Pinky and Fap’s White Dress Hash on 8/11/16

Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack brought the pack to the swanky Jack Oneill Lounge at the Dream Inn for their White Dress Hash celebrating their upcoming wedding. A large pack assembled for the occasion dawning white dresses and tu-tu’s.   … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 869: Dung Fu Grip’s Birthday Hash on 8/4/16

Dung Fu Grip and Fap Jack brought the pack to the Golf Club Drive entrance to Pogonip for this week’s trail. A pretty good size pack showed up, not knowing what horrors awaited them.  There was a large canine contingent … Continue reading

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Wharf to Barf Weekend Synopsis

Warf to Barf Weekend: Jam Out with Your Clam Out! Thursday 7/21/16: Prelube Hash # 864 Four Hares, One amazing trail! In fact, probably trail of the year!  We have 4 votes so far!  The evening commenced at the Crazy … Continue reading

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Hash Trash #863 on 7/14/16: Puff the Magic Drag Queen’s Beerthday Hash

How old is Puff? He’s old enough to be a member of AARP, to collect Medicare, but still young enough to still set a trail (with the help of Dung Fu Grip’s young speedy legs).   He’s old enough to have … Continue reading

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Hash Trash # 862 on 7/7/16

Trash 862 Our scribes have taken to fleeing the country as of late, so you’re stuck with another Dung-Fu Hash Recycling (trash is gross.) Much like my previous one, we started off the side of a road near an entrance … Continue reading

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Hash # 861- Beat Your Meat on June 30, 2016

This year’s Beat Your Meat was held at Drill Me’s house in Scotts Valley. Somehow dBASED talked his dentist into hosting the event.  I’m sure it’s a decision that she surely regrets by now.  Drill Me used to hash with … Continue reading

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