Surf City Hash House Harriers Hash #290 Thursday, February 16, 2006 Location: Coaster's Lounge in the Boardwalk Bowl Address:   115 Cliff Street  Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Map Link:  Click Here

Start:  6:33 pm Hares:  Vince Lamblowme and Puff the Magic Drag Queen Trail Notes:  webmaster note - since neither of these two wankers could be bothered to fill out the hare form (like everyone else some how manages to do), all I can tell you about this trail is that it starts at Coaster's Lounge, located in the Boardwalk Bowl.  (Once it was call Surf Bowl) I hear that it is an A to A prime trail, but that is just what I heard.  Vince attempted to send me an email but it was written so poorly that I gave up trying to read it and went looking for a beer.  Vince, that is why we have a form that you can fill out to make your life easier, thus making my life easier. Now I would be remiss in my duties as keeper of the hash bullshit if I DID NOT point out that the start of the location is in the heart of the local drug and prostitution sales.  For some this causes concern, for others, it allows for easier access to their vices.  No judgment here from the ol' Banana Basher, just a reminder to watch out for our harriettes (WATCHING IS O.K. - TOUCHING IS NOT).  Also please remember the sage advice of Weiner, "always carry an extra $20 on trail, you might need a taxi, a beer, or a blow job!" For those of you not familiar with the beach flat areas, here is some more info:  Back in 1997, there was a big bust in this area - read all about it - see any familiar names? New Kids sent me this link (Not Safe for Work) - World Sex Guide on Santa Cruz The Beach Flats has the highest rate of renters in the City (99%), and is the most densely populated neighborhood and consists of transient housing patterns, dilapidated rental units, and absentee landlords. Beach Flats landlord Emilio Martinez blames drugs Read about the Boardwalk Vampire If you are bringing a virgin to this hash, please apologize to them in advance and state "This trail is expected to be a major screwed up, but next weeks trail will be outstanding!"  If the virgin you are bringing is hot and female, Possum Pussy asks that she wear something revealing and a bit naughty.  If the virgin is male and hot, Mrs. Groper asks that he be prepared to give her a hot oil massage (see ON ON Cast #55 for further details). There is Karaoke at the Lounge after the hash - it starts at 8:00 pm.  Puff plans on singing two or three show tunes.  Vince knows a couple of beer commercials.  I do not know if "Pat" the genderless bartenders still works at the Lounge, but we could always play guess its gender.....  then again, we could always troll for vices..... Well I could carry on for hours - just like Puff's trashes - but I realize that only a few of you are actually reading this far.  Then again, probably the only person reading this far is Puff.  Puff's a tosser - BEER!

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