This week, our Hares, dBASED and Occasional Rapist brought the pack to a new place. This was our first time starting a hash at Salsas on Mt Hermon Drive in Scotts Valley. Good food and full bar. And instead of kicking us out, the owner actually thanked us for cuming! I’m sure we’ll wear out our welcome when they see what we’re really like! Princess Di (arrhea) and Thmp-Thmp showed up in matching outfits and bride and groom hats. It was their 15th wedding Analversary! Occasional Rapist and dBASED brought a Virgin. They met Virgin Mike at a local car rental place and invited him to the hash. He’s a recent transplant from Milwaukee, once known as the beer capital of the world! So he will fit right in at the hash. Milwaukee is home of famous schwag beers, including Miller, Hamm’s, Pabst, Blatz, and Schlitz. I was a big fan of the TV show Laverne and Shirley, who worked as bottle cappers in a fictitious Milwaukee brewery called “Shotz Brewery.” Dirty Latecummer, originally from Santa Barbara, showed up. He’s hashed a few times with us.
After a brief circle up, the pack went out in search of flour. We headed right on Mt Hermon Road. There was a check next to these steep steps. Half the pack went up the steps and got caught at a false up the hill. Those bastards! The rest of the pack stayed below, crossed Mt Hermon Rd and found true trail through an apartment complex that lead down to Glen Canyon Rd. After a brief jaunt through a shiggy field, we ended up on Scotts Valley Drive near the Middle School. The pack went across the street, through an apartment complex and then back to Mt Hermon Rd. There was a check, Achy Breaky Snatch went in back of Walgreens and yelled “On On!” Trail lead to Sky Park, through a field next to the dog park, back down to Mt Hermon Rd. We crossed the street into the Safeway parking lot and found beer check in back of the tire place.
Religion was in back of Pro Scuba on Scotts Valley Drive. We were assured that the owners gave us “permission” to be there. LOL. TIMMY!!! was RA and Fap Jack was his Beer Fairy. No tiara this week because Occasional Rapist stole it the week before. Thmp were called up for an Analversary down down of love. They are too freaking cute!
Next, Virgin Mike was called up. Occasional Rapist and dBASED made him cum! I bet the Hamm’s beer reminded him of home. Moose Turd Pie was serenaded with a lovely rendition of the hash birthday song. Dung Fu Grip called out Puff the Magic Drag Queen for being too lame to come to Stuporbowl. He claimed to have “hash business” to do. He was probably just home tossing off like usual. And last but not least, the Hares………………………………………..
P.S. See you wankers this Thursday, February 13th in Pleasure Point for the VD Pink Love Hash! Start location is at Suda, 3910 Portola Dr, Santa Cruz. Wear a mini skirt or kilt and something pink! Occasional Rapist and Yours Truly will have some booze and romantic treats for ya’ll. Bring 7 bucks if you want pizza after Religion. xoxoxoxoxox