Being a beermeister is the most important job in the hash. In return for doing it, you get to hash for free! Below is a list of who has signed up.
| December 2023 | dBASED & Occasional Rapist |
| January 2024 | Fap Jack |
| February 2024 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| March 2024 | Rubrick’s Pube |
| April 2024 | Rubrick’s Pube |
| May 2024 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| June 2024 | Steamy Baanorhea & dBASE |
| July 2024 | dBASE & Occasional Rapist |
| August 2024 | Timmy |
| September 2024 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| October 2024 | Rubrick’s Pube/Steamy Baanorhea |
| November 2024 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| December 2024 | dBase & Occasional Rapist |
| January 2025 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| February 2025 | Timmy |
| March 2025 | Princess & Thmp Thmp |
| April 2025 | Banana Basher |
| May 2025 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| June 2025 | Just Foot Pussy & Bacon Queef |
| July 2025 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| August 2025 | Steamy Baanorhea |
| September 2025 | Just Foot Pussy & Bacon Queef |
| October 2025 | Steamy Baanorhea |
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Here is a list of who has done it in the past
| Early March 2020 | Rubrick’s Pube |
| mid March 2020 – May 2021 | none due to Covid |
| June 2021 | Baker’s Dozen’t |
| July 2021 | Baker’s Dozen’t |
| August 2021 | Baker’s Dozen’t |
| September 2021 | Baker’s Dozen’t |
| October 2021 | Baker’s Dozen’t |
| November 2021 | Baker’s Dozen’t |
| December 2021 | dBASED & Occasional Rapist |
| January 2022 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| February 2022 | Courtesy Flush |
| March 2022 | dBASED and Occasional Rapist |
| April 2022 | Pee School |
| May 2022 | Timmy |
| June 2022 | Pink Cherry Licker |
| July 2022 | Rainbow Butthole and Wines like a Bitch |
| Wharf to Barf 2022 | dBASED |
| August 2022 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| September 2022 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| October 2022 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| November 2022 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| December 2022 | dBASED and Occasional Rapist |
| January 2023 | dBASED (1st week)/Steamy Baanoreah |
| February 2023 | Timmy!! |
| March 2023 | Flours for Anal Bum |
| April 2023 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| May 2023 | Bacon Queef |
| June 2023 | PCL |
| July 2023 | dBASED & Occasional Rapist |
| August 2023 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| September 2023 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| October 2023 | Steamy Baanoreah |
| November 2023 | Steamy Baanoreah |
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