Wharf to Barf

Surf City H3 Presents:

Wharf to Barf Weekend 2019:

RenaiSAUCED Faire

July 25-28, 2019      

Full Weekend Itinerary:

Thursday, July 25 th at 6:33pm – Hash #1035:  W2B Pre-lube Hash

Costume Theme:  Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Regular Surf City Hash:  Cost: The usual $8 (not included in W2B rego fee)

Hares:  Shallow Hole and Rubik’s Pube

Start Location:  Henflings Tavern, 9450 Highway 9, Ben Lomond

Details:  We’re going on a quest to find the holy grail (and beer)!  

Trail Type– A to A-

Religion:  Rubik’s Castle down the street from the start.  There is no parking at the castle.  Please park on the street near the bar or near Ben Lomond Park.

Friday, July 26th @ 7:00 pm – Hash #1036 RenaiSAUCED Pub Crawl

Medieval Costume Theme:  Corsets and Codpieces!  

The hash will be buying pitchers of beer at first 2 bars.  After that, you’re on your own to buy more beer and cocktails to get extra sauced.    

Hares:  Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack

Start Location:  top floor of River Front Parking Garage, 155 River Street Santa Cruz.  

Cost: Included in your W2B Rego.  Walk up Price $20

Saturday, July 27 th:  12:00 pm- 5:00 pm.  Hash #1037:  Trail, Beer, Games & Picnic

Location:  DeLaveaga Park, Forty Thieves Picnic Area.  850 Branciforte Drive, Santa Cruz

Map of DeLaveaga Park

Details:  There will be beer, trail, food, games, and religion.  Wear your Renaissance faire costume if you desire.  There are picnic tables, but feel free to bring comfy chairs.  Dogs on leashes are allowed.  

Hares:  Dung Fu Grip and Bakers Dozen’t

Trail Description:  Prepare to go on a quest for beer.  There will be turkey and eagle trail options.  

Cost: Included in your W2B Rego.  Walk up Price $40

Sunday, July 28 th:  Bloody Sunday/Post Race Brunch/Hangover Hash #1039

7:00 am- Breakfast of Champions for the Racists.  Bloody mary’s and donuts!

Hosts:  Princess Di (arrhea) and Thmp Thmp

Location:  Banana Basher’s Dude Shack, 707 Cayuga Street, Santa Cruz

Details:   Stop by before the R*ce for cocktails and then stagger over to the starting line.  

Cost:  Included in your rego

8:30 am- Official Wharf to Wharf R*ce:  Starting line is the Boardwalk and Cliff Streets.  Finish line is in Capitola Village.  Race bib is NOT included in your weekend rego.  

9:30 am – Brunch Pool Party

Location:  CumFart Zone’s Surf Retreat , 101 Grand Ave, Capitola.  

Details:  Gather round the pool and Apt #5.  Have a drink and a nosh with the r*cists as they arrive.  Bring your bathing suit and a towel go for a dip in the pool.  Make sure to get a parking pass from CumFart Zone to park in her neighborhood.  

Cost:  Included in your rego, walk up price $10

1:00 pm- Hangover Hash # 1038  

Hares:  Occasional Rapist and Cum You Shall Not

Start Location:  Same location as the brunch.  CumFart Zone’s house.  101 Grande Ave, Capitola.  Make sure to get a parking pass from CumFart Zone to park in her neighborhood.

Hares off at 1:30 pm 

Details:  There will be a short, shitty trail, beer and food.  Bring your bathing suit and a towel if you want to take a dip in the pool.

Cost: Included in your rego, walk up Price $8

Check out the Who’s Cuming List:


Weekend Registration:  Includes 3 days of drinking and debauchery!

*Patch and give away guaranteed for the first 50 Wankers who register! 

Early        Bird Rego        – $69   Until 5/31/19!  No longer available 

Second Round –  $79 from June 1- July 1, 2019  No longer available

Third Round:  $89 from July 2- July 25, 2019- current price until the day of the event

Option 1:  Register Online.  Easy Peezy!

Rego Form:  https://forms.gle/WxXL3uaxb2hdwGtf9


PayPal:   www.paypal.me/shallowhole.  Please use the “friends and family” option to avoid fees.  And please put your Hash Name in the comments so we know who you are.  

Venmo:  www.venmo.com/Denise-Wax 

Option 2:  Snail Mail.

 Detach the bottom of this form and mail to Shallow Hole with a personal check.  

Make your check payable to: Surf City H3 and mail to:  Denise Wax, 211 Belair Drive, Scotts Valley, CA 95066


Hash Name:___________________________________________________________________

Mortal (Real) Name:_____________________________________________________________

Home Hash:  ____Surf City H3  ____Other___________________________________________

Food:  ___ No preference   ___Veggie (dairy ok)  ___Vegan  Other:_______________________

Email:_________________________________  Phone # ______________________________

🙿 I am aware of, and voluntarily accept all risk of coming to this event.  If I am injured, I agree to hold harmless Surf City H3, other Hashers involved with Wharf to Barf, the hosts of venues, suppliers of products and services and anyone connected with this event. In others words, I take full responsibility for my own actions and will not drag anyone’s ass to court. Like any other Hash event,        if I get hurt, it’s my own damn fault.


Other General Information:  

If you can’t attend the entire weekend:  You won’t have as much fun as us, but you can still cum!  No pre-registration is necessary.  Just show up on that day and pay the walk up price listed in the itinerary.

R*cists: Wharf to Barf Hash weekend registration does NOT include race entry to the official Wharf to Wharf race.  It sells out fast, but you can often find bibs for sale on craigslist.  Hashers sometimes post bibs for sale on the Surf City Facebook Group page.  If you don’t have a bib, you can try bandit running it, but you may get kicked off the course.  If you get kicked off the course, go to the nearest bar.  

Hotels/Crash Space:  There’s no official hash hotel and all Santa Cruz area hotels fill up early because of the race.  Hotels near downtown Santa Cruz would be the best location.  Or check airbnb.com.  Sometimes hashers are willing to provide crash space.  You can post your crash space request on the Surf City H3 general Facebook group or on the Facebook Wharf to Barf  event page.  If you don’t get a response, email the GM, Shallow Hole:  shallowhole88@gmail.com

T-Shirts and other merchandise:  You can order your own shirts from Zazzle.  Click on the link below.  Please note- The men’s shirt is shown, but all shirt options (men’s and women’s) are available and t is customizable to add hash names, ect.  


Refunds and Rego Transfers:  Sorry, no refunds will be issued.  If you registered for the event and changed your mind and now are are unable to attend, you CAN transfer your Rego to someone else.  Please follow the below instructions.

  1.  If you find someone to buy your Rego, exchange payment on your own.  
  2. Please send and email to the GM (shallowhole88@gmail.com) with the details of who you are and who you are transferring your rego to.  
  3. The hasher buying your Rego needs to fill out the registration form online.  

Questions:  shallowhole88@gmail.com