Hare Line

Volunteer to Hare It Would Be Really Nice

Volunteer to hare! Contact Fap Jack, Hare Raiser

Already signed up to hare? Send your trail announcement to Shallow Hole . Stuff to include: hash date, start location, hare name(s), type of trail (A to A, A to A’, A to B), religion location, on-on-on location, along with a trail description/details the pack should know to help them find the beer.

Year 18 and beyond Hare Line –

  • check Calendar for locations
Date Hash number event hares Additional Notes
21 Feb 1012 Gorilla Whorefare Expect Shiggy Bitches!
28 Feb 1013 Skate Hash? Rat Pussy & Dung Fu
7 Mar 1014 Clams virgin hare Clam & Taco Start @ Brady’s Yacht Club
14 Mar 1015 Green Dress Run! Hugh Heifer & Accuprick & Bacon Queef Bring yer green dresses or kilts
21 Mar 1016 Puffathon Puff The Magic Drag Queen! Puffs 1000 hash!
28 Mar 1017 Thmp-Thmp, PCL & Dung Fu
4 Apr 1018 Lampshade Run Deadliest Snatch & Rat Pussy Get out your silly lamp hats
11 Apr 1019 Shitty Cat’s B-day hash Shallow Hole & Shitty Cat
18 Apr 1020 dBased & Taco Tramp
25 Apr 1021
27 Apr 1022 TIM’s 420 hash Today is Monday No drug testing for 30 days
2 May 1023
9 May 1024 Hugh’s B-Day hash Hugh Heifer
11 May 1025 Red Dress Run Taco Tramp, dBased, and New Kids
16 May 1026
23 May 1027
30 May 1028 Fap & Shallow B-Day Hash FapJack & Shallow Hole
6 Jun 1029 Bakers Dozen’t 1D10T hash
13 Jun 1030 Birthday Hash Part 1 H2H & Occ. Rap. YAY BIRHDAYS!!!
20 Jun 1031 Birthday Hash Part 2 H2H & Occ Rap. Wait…. What?
27 Jun 1032 TIMMY!!!
4 July 1033 ‘Merica Hash? Cum you shall not
11 July 1034 Gorilla Whorefare
18 July 1035 possible pre-lube for CUH3 Red Dress FapJack
25 July 1036 Wharf to Barf Prelube
26 July 1037 Wharf to Barf #1

Friday Night Pub Crawl

PCL & FapJack
27 July 1038 Wharf to Barf #2
28 July 1039 Wharf to Barf Hang Over Hash
1 Aug 1040 FapJack & ? Start @ Fall Creek
8 Aug 1041
15 Aug 1042 FapJack
22 Aug 1043 Princess & Thmp-Thmp
29 Aug 1044
5 Sep 1045
12 Sep 1046
19 Sep 1047
26 Sep 1048
3 Oct 1049 dBased
10 Oct 1050
17 Oct 1051
24 Oct 1052 TIMMY!!! & JFP
31 Oct 1053 Halloween! Hugh Heifer & Cum U Shall Not
7 Nov 1054
14 Nov 1055
21 Nov 1056
29 Nov 1057 Turkey Trot Friday start due to Thanksgiving. Probably 10 AM start due to N/S Intercourse
5 Dec 1058
12 Dec 1059
19 Dec 1060
26 Dec 1061
2 Jan 1062

100 Hare Club – in order of achieving

  • Banana Basher – Hash 734 – 3/20/14
  • dBASED Hash 866 – 7/23/16

50 Hare Club – in order of achieving “hare mug”

  • Weiner – Hash 262
  • Banana Basher – Hash 278
  • dBASED – Hash 555 – 12/23/10
  • Butt Balls – Hash 613 – 1/12/12
  • Puff the Magic Drag Queen – Hash 692 – 6/20/13
  • Timmy!!! – Hash 783 – 2/5/15
  • Occasional Rapist – Hash 815 – 8/20/15
  • Dung Fu Grip Hash 993 10/18/18
  • Thmp Thmp – Hash 996 11/1/18>/li>