Monthly Archives: May 2017

Hash Nine-One-One

OK this will be quick and to the point. This trail was shitty. And not in a good shitty way. Here in fantasy hash land we love shit, we revel in shit, we glorify shit, we sing shitty songs. We … Continue reading

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Hash 909: Hash Trash Hippie Dippy birthday in Boulder Creek

Why oh why do we blindly believe that any trail hared by Hugh Heiffer will be just a walk in the park, an easy, laid back, maryjane type of trail. She calls it “short and beautiful.”She forgets to mention “immediate … Continue reading

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Hash 908: May the force/farce/fiasco be with you trail.

We were warned people………you should know by now any trail hared by Dung Fu at his personal sadistic playground called “UCSC” is going to be brutal. Last year we endured the Himalayan Ski Slope of Rocks in the dark. Why … Continue reading

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Hash 907: Wishing Wicked and Occasional were Cast Away at sea after this trail…

I love how when the hares ( Occasional and Wicked) say it will be an “easy peesy” trail  as they try to lull us into a false sense of security. In the past these “easy peesy” trails have been nothing … Continue reading

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Hash 906: Purgatory Trail

OH MY GOD. (and it’s not that OMG that comes with sex toys)   First, we celebrate Easter/Passover/Spring/All other Pagan holidays, symbolizing Renewal and Rebirth, and literally 4 days later we find ourselves in HELL…or as Hippie Chick proclaimed, “PURGATORY”. … Continue reading

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