Hash Trash # 952 Tropical Adventure

It was a magical evening thanks to the hares, TestiCoil and Bareback Unicrack.
They went out of their way to ensure that most of us got the dress code memo…..wear a festive Hawaiian shirt…or else!
We started at the Pocket….that little nondescript bar on Portola, next to Curtesy Flushes favorite Chinese joint. Yes, he occasionally deviates from the standard burrito fare.
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The crowd was lively and excited that the trail was technically a short one. A mere 2.2 miles for the turkeys….a walk in the park but the extra .2 is what makes it a challenging trail. Just like the marathon….TWENTY SIX POINT TWO Friggin miles….on my feet for hours and hours for some lousy medal and a technical t-shirt. Here we only get cheap beer.
And the Eagle trail was an exhausting 3 point 5! Whew.
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Since I managed to get me some shin splints from the Stupor Bowl hash – madly running down the hills to catch the pack – I decided to grab some food at above referenced Chinese place and meet the pack at Beer Check.
Thus satisfying my craving for sodium overload
and saving my ligaments from further damage!
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When I met up with the pack for Beer Check there was lots of talk of how nicely marked the trail was! Nobody got lost, including Puff.
We all walked back to Wicked’s house for Religion and to show off our festive attire.
We had some nibbles as we settled in for the show. Accuprick once again delighted us with his RA skills.
He immediately called up those who did not sport a Hawaiian shirt….Curtesy Flush, Summers yeast, Broke Bench, Timmy and Apple Bobber, Today is Monday  and Virgin Russel.
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Then he had all of us perform a whistle check and a few folks left their gear at home….Bakers D, Hugh Heiffer, Curtesy Flush.
Wicked missed the Liquor Check and Beer Check so he is the proud owner of the Hashshit….AGAIN!!
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Backsliders: Apple Bobber showed up out of the blue, and we were also blessed with a hearty rendition of Today is Monday….in honor of the man of the same name.
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We tried to name Just Tia but the pack was not cooperating….so we will have another go at it next week.
On On On – CumFartZone
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