We gathered at the Infamous Red Room in downtown Santa Cruz. CuntJungle was supposed to be haring but she is nursing a back injury so we let her slide. This was going to be her revenge on all of us as she is defecting from Cali and wanted to give us a nice challenging trail that we could all remember her by. Well, the best laid plans, like most of our trails, go awry.
We cut her some slack and she did run out….in her car….to get the beer for beer check. So she’s still in our good graces….but not by much!
DBased and Baker’s stepped up and hared the trail for her. That’s real chivalry on trail for ya. Or simply another excuse for them to show us the seedy side of Santa Cruz…Again….and Again!
If I ever get thrown out of my apartment I’ll know all the best spots in town where I can pitch a tent.
Meanwhile the Eagles had to contend with a seriously steep uphill that ended in a YBF!
And then came the numbered stairs of death….I stopped counting after 169!
We circled around the Cemetery, Costco, and all the usual haunts but no time to stop in at any of our usual watering holes and Puff was not a happy camper bout that. Bocci’s was calling his name but it fell on deaf ears.
Beer Check was brazenly held at the river levee overlook also known as a popular doughnut stop.
At Religion Accuprick performed his scintillating RA duties.
TestiCoil now has a whopping 25 hashes under his belt.
Wicked missed Beer Check….and continues to have to carry around that nasty hashshit stick. Thankfully he will get a reprieve when he has his hip replacement surgery on Feb 21.
Wishing him a speedy recovery in advance.
Also on the injured reserves list are Testi and JFP…..they shouldn’t be putting their fingers in places where they do not belong!
Thump complained that the Turkey/Eagle split was lame….what a whiner.
But what was even more lame were the jokes told by the two virgins.
Our hares, DBased and Bakers…and CuntJungle, were summarily punished and we said a hearty Farewell to CJ.
On On On was held at Pono and was very well attended.