Despite the rain we had an amazing turnout. We started at The Parish House in Aptos. It was quite lively inside. Hangsloose decided to stay warm and dry and hold down the fort while we raced around in the rain. Shallow took her old friend Chewy out for a stroll. Nothing like a huge stinky wet dog to nuzzle you after the run.
After a few checks we actually found trail along with an epic LC which was hosted by the lovely Princess Di. She was serving hot Irish coffee and Shamrock shakes, which were delicious. People lingered hoping to get seconds.
But alas they were off quick again like a leprechaun and after a few circle jerks of sorts we ended up at the home of Little Anal Annie and ButtBalls.
Actually they forbade us into their home and thus we were relegated to the garage. But who’s complaining….it offered shelter from the storm, cold beer, and corned beef sandwiches….which I simply eyed from across the room.
By the time I got to the other side of the packed garage all the sandwiches had been snarfed up. The crowd was rowdy and unruly.
Accuprick and ButtBalls did RA duties and long lost Snake Me Anywhere played Beer Fairy.
Analversaries began with Vaginal Repair Kit with 50…he’s the one who said 2 years ago that he wasn’t that into hashing!! Maybe we should call him the recalcitrant hasher instead of Vag.
Little Anal Annie received a whooping 250, Jizziki racked up 100 and CumFartZone made it to 125. Yippie Skippie.
DBased got called up by ButtBalls for not controlling his out of control dog, aptly named JUNK PUNCHER. Go figure?
Lots of Backsliders including Vaginal Repair Kit, New Kids on My Cock, Banana Basher, Johnny Cockring, Ho To Housewife, Slownad, No Poles, Little Anal Annie…
We had another naming…this time it was newly named Skid racers friend. She offered up so many tidbits that it was almost too hard to choose but in the end we settled on the name of ORGAN GRINDER.
We also had prizes for this special St Patty’s hash.
Drunkest went to Cold Smegma Kamakzi….another no brainer.
Sexiest costume went to Organ Grinder….also our newly named hasher!
Most Obnoxious – and the winner is……………wait for it……..bet you can’t guess…….oh never mind……….it was DBASED!
And best costume went to Johnny Cockring, who came in his Celtic finest. well not literally….get your mind out of the gutter. He was dapperly dressed.
Thank you to our hares Butt Balls, Accuprick, Princess Diarrhea, Thmp-Thmp for this festive event….and to all who came out to honor the Saint.
More beer and grub was found back at Parish House along with Hangsloose.
We continued the party, played some shuffleboard and bonded with new friends.
In Parting I leave you with these Irish/Celtic blessings:
On On ON
CumFartZone
Maith thú
(This very common and short Irish blessing is easy to use and pronounced Maw hoo) Good luck to you
and my favorite:
Go n-eirí an t-ádh leat.
(Literally meaning ‘That luck may rise with you’, this short Irish blessing is pronouncedGuh nye-ree on taw laht.)
May you escape the gallows, avoid distress, and be as healthy as a trout.
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