Hash Trash #961 Dressed Up

Dress to the 69’s Themed Hash. Not sure if this is a reference to 1969…..or dressing to the nines or tens or if this means simply just getting out of the pajamas.

Come one come all, break out those fancy clothes because the weather is nice and perfect for our 4th Anal Dressed to the (sixty) Nines hash.

Dust off that fedora, put on that silk tie, and be prepared to run, walk, stumble, meander, lollygag, or otherwise engage yourself in the fancy frivolity that is the hash.

Let’s start at theĀ  Crepe (creepy) Place and let’s do some public groping. Broke Bench can have a good time wherever he goes.

 

 

 

 

 

Hares FapJack, PCL, and Bakers DoZen’t did their best to make sure this was an extra special hash. They arranged for special fancy drink and they announced way in advance that we should dress up for this one….but I guess Steamy either did not get the memo or he considers putting on shorts “getting dressed up”!

I am sure that he wasn’t the only one….

GoldiLoxxx is our newest hasher, hailing from Prague, Texas, and Monterey. His passport is full of stamps and I don’t have enough bandwidth to list all of his old haunts. But I am sure that he must have left his tux with one of his Ex’s!!

Speaking of XXX’s…..there was some X rated street action happening.

 

The girls were strutting their stuff down on Main Street and looking for a little side hustle.

They found what they were looking for at the SpeakEasy aka Snake’s pad.

 

 

 

 

After all the delicious martinis and strutting around town, it began to drizzle….which luckily didn’t put out the fizzle. Broke bench shows up with a portable heater and we all break out the umbrellas despite the hares prediction of “nice weather”.

Big white fluffy poodle almost catches his tail on fire.

Owner(Virgin Christy) oblivious….too much wine perhaps??!!

 

 

Analversaries go to Steamy with a whooping pile of 69 hashes.

 

Way to go mate.

And so off we went in our finery.

A good time was had by most.

On On On

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