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Hash Trash #740 Stinko De Mayo

Thmp Thmp and Princess Di-arrhea led us to Beer Thirty! I think this place will be well visited over the summer! Before they left, they asked if everyone knew about STFU, and what it stood for (they are notorious for this now). Trail started out on Main street. Right away we had to climb a hill, which luckily for us was the only real hard part of trail. I noticed this is where Fap Jack, PCL, and Electric Labia Land decided to turn around. We then traversed through towards Capitola Ave. and crossed the street bridge over into Capitola parts. Trail then led us through a very private upscale mobile home park, the Brookvale Terrace, this is where we saw STFU chalk markings. This was a surprising well managed park, I’m not one to want to live in a mobile home park but if I had to, this definitely would be the one! Trail led down the oasis Brookvale creek, and then up another hill, but well paved I might add. Then we worked our way to a very private cool little park nestled in between 3 streets, a triangle shaped park, at Cortez st., Columbus Dr., and Sir Francis Ave.’s. This is where we found a potted Cactus Pinata hanging from the biggest tree! By the time the DFL’s approached we witnessed Deep Stroke swinging away at the pinata like she was on a war path! Out flew a mini bar and Toostie Lolly-pops! There was tequila, rum, schnaaps, and hot fire flavored mini liquor bottles. A Hasher’s dream! We hung out awhile to give the hares some time to head out. It was funny as there we’re kids and parents hanging out on the playground near us and once they saw what flew out of the Pinata they left mysteriously? Trail then headed on out towards Monterrey Ave. towards Bay Ave. Beer Check happended in a parking lot off Bay at (~3.5 miles by my map), near the freeway underpass. Then it was a hop skip and no jump to the Lions Park (on Main)where religion commenced. RA was Accuprick, beer fairy Twisted Fister! We had to make religion run fast as a cop pulled up shortly after we started, lucky for us the cop was looking for a “Domestic Abuse call” and when he heard we we’re there gathering after our friendly “run”, I do not believe he even stepped foot into the park! Yaay. Noted down downs; Backsliders: Diddler on the Roofie and Shiny Snail Trail, Slonad? Also Twisted celebrated a down down for his 50th Surf City hash with us! Dung-Fu Grip drank for doing his 25th consecutive hash with us! Get a life get a life get a life life life…

And the hares!…….

See you half-minds at the BC brewery tonight!

Occasional

Lampshade Hash Trash #736

The trio of hares for this hash, Pink Cherry Licker (PCL), Shallow Hole and Twisted Fister had us start at the Red Room downtown. By the time the hares had left for trail, the bar was packed! It was a great turnout, and most hasher’s did don some type of head gear that represented some type of lampshade. Wet Fereal Pussy was the most creative, and it fit her name (and her profession). Lot’s of people got creative in their style of decor. We had 4 new virgins: Aaron, Nancy, Marisol and Jeremiah! It was nice to see a few backslider’s also like Finger Nips, New Kids on my Cock, Hairy Potter and Choka Cola! Trail proceeded down the Pacific Mall by New Leaf and then toward’s the levee, on the far side down Soquel toward’s–you guessed Riverside Lighting & Electric, for our anal Lampshade Photo Check.  We had instructions at each check where a small lampshade cup type thing had written instructions of what to do. At the photo check there was red plastic dixie cups that we’re passed out. Why? I got excited, I thought wow already we get a drink treat. But alas we just carried the damn thing. Running with a lampshade can be challenging to say the least, so many of us wanker’s did the walking thing. We headed toward’s San Lorenzo park down by the courthouse, past over Water and continued on the Levee until close to the Prison where we had Liquor Check. There was a giant ass Sky Vodka Bottle, and the first thing I thought was, I wish there was juice to chase it with.  I mean what was all the fuss about wasting a red plastic cup anyhow? We can just swig from the bottle like we always do. Well in the end there was juice (what kind we’ll never know) but apparently we didn’t read the instructions enough or the chalk signs, as well before LC there was chalk signage telling us where the juice was (in a bush?). We then proceeded towards the Sash Mill, and up over the foot bridge over Hwy 1 (by Holy Cross Church). Once we crossed the bridge we realized BC must be near as we thought oh PCL lives close by! Sure enough that is where BC was! We all gathered in the dark in her yard drinking into merriment in our lampshade get-ups. I measured ~ 2.5 miles, my trail map does not include the long ass walk back to Religion which was on top of the River Street Garage. Cuff my Muff was RA and her beer fairy Hairy Potter. First up to the alter was Dung-Fu Grip, to celebrate his analversary with sch3 50th Hash!, and to suck down some beer with chips for flavor out of his brand new vans! Yeah man! Other analversaries was Wicked Retahted’s 69th Hash with us! Finger Nips, drum role please, 175Th hash run with surf city! Get a life, get a life,  get a life life life!! OK and then the namings. Just Mike and Just Daniel it was both their 5th Hashes with us. So we started with Just Daniel, many names we’re offered but in the end we chose, “Giant ASexual”! As it was discovered he likes the Giants and the A’s! Welcome to hash my man. Unfortunately (or maybe its  good thing) Just Mike’s naming was shelved, too much information to name two in one night we like to take our sweet time! Next up the Virgins! Aaron said a joke I think, Nancy sang some song? Marisol told a joke too, but funniest thing of all was Jeremiah whom added “What is orange in the front, hairy in the back, and beautiful all over?” Then he dropped his drawers and showed us his orange cloth and white ass! LOL, a hasher is born. And the Hares! Thanks for the fun! On on we went to Woodfire Pizza where we made so much noise at our table we almost got kicked out, Trivia was going on, LOL, shhhhit.

On On see you wanker’s at Bocci’s Cellar tonight!

Occasional Rapist

Hash Trash #732

Hello wanker’s! Top of the humpday to ya. Last week’s trail started at Tampico’s downtown SC.  I have no photos to share just yet but wait for Puff to post the hash flash soon. Pink Cherry Licker (PCL) and Fap Jack we’re the hares. It was literally the blind leading the blind.  PCL promised us “an easy” trail and that we would “keep a tight schedule” since 9 of us half minds we’re headin’ to Betty Ford Rehab weekend early Friday morning. Let me skip to my trail map, I clocked 5.28 miles and I am a DFL, if it wasn’t for Twat Did You Say and ultimately PCL in the end coming to find us we never have made it to BC. Nuff said? No, we wasted 1-2 miles in the first 30 minutes because Cumcerto should have ran completely across the Broadway bridge as that’s where true trail led too.  In a nut shell a giant circle thru the flats, Oceanview park then down the railroad tracks, over the tressel, and thru more side streets. Eventually leading us to BC which was at the southern entrance into Nearys lagoon. http://www.mapmyrun.com/workout/499887217  Wow! 5.28 F_ckin’ miles for a cold beer! Now was there a LC? I can’t remember my Betty Ford mind has gone numb. But there was slide action and merry-go-round opportunity! Religion was at Oswald’s parking garage. Cuff my Muff RA and Dung-fu-grip her cervesa fairy. Backslider noted New Kids on my Cock. Don’t remember any analversaries, and the Hares! dBASED said Fap Jack wants to hare with him and Dung-fu-grip someday. I’m just happy day light savings is here at last!so we can see flour more easily.  And for anyone wanting to see what happend at Betty Ford this last weekend check out Shallow Holes flickr photos here http://www.flickr.com/photos/76500969@N02/sets/

I think this year was the best since we had such a good kennel turnout! Thanks to everyone who came it was a blast! On on to this week’s hash where we’ll start at the new Jack O’Neill lounge located at the lovely Dream Inn hotel at 175 W cliff drive see you all there, dBASED and myself will be the hares we’ll leave by 6:45PM:)

On On Occasional Rapist!

 

Hash Trash #730

Cumcerto led us all to the Parish Publick House on Westside of SC. We had a good turnout. We had a virgin, Chip, whom both PCL and Electric Labia Land made cum. We also had a couple Just’s, Mara and Mike whom returned. I was proud of Just Mike as he came to the start after all the hasher’s left and was able to catch up with the pack by BC. Nice job! dBASED and I can recruit! We all know how Cumcerto loves to run, she felt so ambitious as a hare she laid two trails, Turkey and an Eagle! I mean who does that? She’s starting to make us all look bad…nah. Trail led through lovely neighborhoods, through Lighthouse field to West cliff drive. Such a pretty clear night. Around Woodrow Ave. is where the trails split-Eagle trail continued down West cliff and Turkey trail went down the walk path of Bethany curve, both immerged back together on Plateau Ave. at the walking trail path. We then stammered to BC at Garfield park. By my calculations Turkey trail was ~2.5 miles and Eagle per dBASED was ~3.8 miles. We invaded that park like it was our own. Some of the pack decided to use the swing set, slide down the slides, Dung Fu had the highest swing for sure. Now there were some young boys hanging out on the other side of the park where we usually have the BC and slowly made their way to us to bum beers, someone told then off. Hugh had time to proposition them though as only Hugh can (I guess they weren’t 18, LOL). Pack then walked together on to religion which was in the parking lot behind Safeway as usual in this area. Cuff was the RA, Accuprick co-RA, Banana Basher the beer fairy. Lot’s of down down’s had by all (including myself and Achy Breaky “just cause”), our Virgin showed us his right nipple, now cum on, I think if Electric Labia Land wasn’t there he might have shown a little more…Anyhoot, Just Mike did great following trail on his own, that’s a good sign to the hare! I think he’ll cum back again. Canadian Penny Slut also has been joining us more recently, yaay we like it! And the Hare…..

Ok peeps what else to say, but On On and see you wankers tonight at JJ’s in Soquel, let it rain let it rain let it rain, bring it! Prepare to get wet and muddy, bright your light’s!

Occasional Rapist on out

Stupor Bowl Un-Official Hash “Trash”

Hello there wanker-kanker-soress’s. Did we not have a blast last Sunday playing our own “Super” bowl? 12281529993_a51bd24171_nThe Waxes hosted a knarly paartaay, we even had our own resident “in the house” band! Greatful Dead song’s we’re a balarin’, “safety” meetings happening on the hour every hour (we know who you are). And oh ya, we even decided to go for a romp run in the rain. The hare’s decided to for-go the original trail d/t rain, otherwise Shallow Hole would not have let us come over after (muddy and all wet):) So instead, around 1:30pm, after sharing a bottle of Proseco, Chardonnay, and a few beers had by some, the hares took off. It was hard to leave since the music was so good. 12281802764_16bcfa84a3_nBut off we went. The first thing we see out of the driveway was a “BM” signage? WTF does that mean?, we all said outloud. Umm first thing I thought was maybe Shallow was having a work flash attack, since BM’s are something to watch for in TF/TPN feedings. BUT lo and behold it ended up being dBASED that wrote it! He meant to put BW check, LOL. It didn’t matter much as the wine ended up being a sweet blackberry Merlot, so they both we’re off the hook so to speak, (although dBASED got the down down later). Trail was fucked up for us DFL’s we ended up going almost a mile longer than true trail. Ever hear the term “may all your up’s and down’s be in bed”? That could have applied to this day’s trail, where we went up we went down and so on. But we drank all the time whilst doing it! The game was fun, I liked watching all the funny commercials and half time entertainment. The rest of the gang played “card’s against humanity”. Did I tell you all the good food we ate? We had some hasher’s show up just to bring us food and visit, Choka Cola, Hairy Potter and their gorgeous baby girl, Micah and ‘Twat did you say?’ The Pulled pork sandwiches we’re devine, as was the spanikopia, salsa and spinach dip’s, and all the other stuff. A fine time had by all indeed. Who really cared about the game? 12281906456_c0f97f4acc_nIn the end the enclosed patio was our little area of singing hash song’s, drinking, and laughing as we we’re all dry inside! We like hashing like this!  Thanks again to the Waxes for hosting this stupor bowl!! We love ya man!!

On On

Occasional

Hash Trash #725

Phyllis Driller hared for her first time on this night! At first we thought she was haring alone, but she recruited Thmp Thmp at the last minute. We met at the infamous Cole’s BBQ on Portola/26th Ave. It was a warm Junuary evening.  So sitting outside for a beer was ok. We had 2 virgin’s show up, Ryn (Wicked’s neighbor) and Kenyon, friend of the GM’s. Now Phyliis has been hashing since May 2009, and finally she felt comfortable enough to sign up to hare at last years AGM, way to go Phyllis! Lately we have been having split trails, a Turkey AND an Eagle. Why we need to do this is beyond me. Let’s keep it simple folks! In short, the Turkey trail was (if we ended up at BC when we we’re suppose to ~1.5 miles.), and Eagle ~3 miles. Trail led down 26th to East Cliff where Turkey’s went right and Eagles to the left down East Cliff. What a clear gorgeous night I thought! The view by the beach with a clear starlite sky was beautiful.  We worked our way back to Portola (I was with the Turkey trotter’s) and when we saw our first BN signage over by Ceasar’s Pizza at Portola and 17th Ave. it was ~ 1.26 miles on my GPS, and part of me was a little happy to finally get to BC (then trail led to  shoreline middle school). But this is where it got interesting, we kept walking and walking until we saw yet another BN signage (which turned right away from the school), and then just true hare arrows that continued back to Portola thru neighborhood. Then I saw TIMMY! coming toward’s me down Portola, this is when we suspected we truly missed BC and decided to back track. Sure enough we bumped into Princess Di-arrhea whom explained we needed to go back to Shoreline Middle School to the BC, the HARES we’re late to their own damn BC!! Way to go half minds!. Good tastey cold beer awaited, and many laughs later we then resumed trail to religion which was behind the library on Portola. Cuff my Muff didn’t do trail and decided to let Dung-Fu-Grip play RA for the evening. Dirty Late-Cummer was his beer fairy. Noted was lame joke by Kenyon, and Ryn decided to show us her knee! Hugh Heifer got a down down for 25 consecutive hashes, and Puff for 650 consecutive hashes! GET a life! Amazingly no cops showed up to Religion, so we all then headed back to Cole’s where the pack split up to On On’s (Engfer’s Pizza and or Cole’s).

and the Hare!

 

 

 

 

 

This week’s trail will start at The Crepe Place, Puff is Haring!

On On half minds…

Occ. Rap