Hash Trash #656

Hiya all….Just got done watching Giants kick ass into the World Series!! So I’m feeling good! OMG. Married Hashers make the best trailsHash 656 :)Trail 656 was fucking awesome! I loved the start at Bogeys at the Seascape Golf CourseHash 656. It had literally been years since I crossed the threshold of this establishment, like try 20-25 (yes I am that old!) , and their beers we’re decently priced, $4 for good beer! Bushmills shot $6! This place is fancy but CHEAP!! Momma like! We had the chance to have a few newer hasher’s attend this fine evening. Leg over from San Diego H3, came along ( I liked to call her Leg over Miami!–it just sounds funny ok).  Virgin Eddie, he was the friend of come backer newly named hasher= Shiney Snail Trail. We had a few back slider’s but none made trail to religion, they just either showed up before and after or just at religion. OK Halloween is like next week, but Canaidian Penny Slut likes to be wierd so she came as an Utter Moo-er Cow of sorts:) Now we think maybe she has a thing for the married Hash couple as the last time she hashed was their hash trail at Little Tampico’s (the mexican sombrero hash themed hash in Soquel) This was the first time I met Shiney Snail Trail and already I can see why she makes a great hasher, funny costumes and accessories! Ok this trail wasn’t too bad, your typical 3 miles , we got to see so much greenery, but the uphill kicked ass literally!! Liquor check was tastey, Long Island Ice Tea flavored liquor. It helped make the hill worth it! But I must say this evening was warm, clear, and beautful, an epic Aptos (fogtos usually) night for sure. Hash 656Now I’m not one to like golf, but walking amongst the greenway was soothing. Made me want to get to know someone with a golf cart I could start driving. Lets move on to religion: Accuprick was wasted, he started at the Med. got a ride and was even giving himself down downs by the end of the night, right on AccuHash 656!! His beerstress fairy was Canaidian Penny Slut.  Non-runner down downs =Canaidian, Leg over, Rod lover, Cuff my muff. Other down downs=Shiney snail trail for being her weird loving self (attire, accessories etc.),  Hashsit vest wearer and down down=Leg over-she found an empty liquor bottle (um ya she drank that on her own I’m sure of it), did you know Leg Over’s home hash is in Italia!! Yes the Roma Italia H3, thats cool man! She says she’s never been married that she has been a professional “Engagement Girl” of sorts, ok well more power to ya girl! Virgin Eddie showed us his “Edtoberfest half ass stupid joker”, ya ya heard it, we wanted to see more of IT. OK and the hares……..The hares were so awesome to even think of feeding us, PIZZA rocked the house!

I think TIMMY! and PUFF TMDQ have some competition for best trail of 2012 (just saying:)!!!

Ok my hasher squad, this week you better get out your fuckin’ best costumes, we are celebrating HALLOWEEN!!!!!! Meet us at Pono’s (which is so fuckin’ ONO) at Union street. Shallow will give more details soon.

be there or be nothing!!

On On your own:)

Occasional Rapist!!

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