Hash Trash #678

It’s always a pleasure to resume being a hash scribe. I might not be clever, I might not be all in tow.  But somehow I will make this exciting in someway, at least I hope. Hey wanna have sex? Gotcha!! didn’t I? Is anybody really reading these hash scribe write ups?  I ask myself. Trail 678 , what can I say , It was hared by our fearless leader TIMMY!!! This time his smart Pink Cherry Licker daughter decided she’s not co-hare! I forgot to track trail I was well into half way before I fuckin realized I needed to track, shit. dBASED my lovin stud future co-M word  loving better not half-partner, being said trail was like 2.5 miles to religion. OK Stop. I was very excited to have ran by the Sash mill, aka Adventure Sports. I got SCUBA certified there back in 1989, by Denis Judson’s then dive crew, yeah while many of you shits were not even born  yet I got to dive, yeah you can too someday. Anyhoot, I was hoping trail went into that place, but it did not, it sommered up to Holy Crosss. I got to feel the energy of the kaykers for a moment in time. They are very kinder to me. I am a kayaker, and I am a diver double wammy, I am also a fuckin hasher, I like water!! Yes! Any fuckin how! We sped then up to Holy Cross , LC was right there, leftover Bushmills I presume from TIMMY”s abode from St,. Patty’s day, thank you I think. Thanks BRO!! Then we crossed misson to my fav. street (green) down town bound!! Beer check was at a great abandanded fuckin un used parking lot stack! I hate that shit but it works! OK so we had lots of virgins: Brought on by a man named Dirty Latecummer! He is so good lookin! He brought some cute virgin’s for us to assalt, and tease, and love at some point) He is relocated from Santa Barbara or Bastard’s H3? Not sure but I accept him, we accept him, and we really like the fact he brought virgins! Jenna, Annika, Joss! We got to see tits from 2 virgins ( Jenna,Annika( I was hoping we’d see some dick from joss but somehow that didn’t hapen. Its ok. I can wait Joss:) Alright Im sorry But im done with stupidity, the rest is shit really. Same old same old.  Deep stroke likes to stroke the free beer shit. BUT One thing to mention is OUR loving or not so loving SHCLONG DIVISION has found a new home/job in SF! We will miss his ass (not) but bless him ( somewhat feel sorry for SF gypsies) ok, bye bye ass hole!!

On On your Occasional Rapist!

And the fuckin hare, I have no more energy to say anything else, FUCK YOU!!!

 

On oN hate you love u

FUCK me no I am not bi polar or WTF

On On

Occasional fuckin you no! LOL!!

 

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