Hash 766 started at Moe’s Alley, where we teased the local band with a big turn out but then left before they even started playing. The night started out with some interesting “points”. The first point being DBASED reminiscing with me about a previous race chaffing issue he had several years ago. “Just the tip” wasn’t anything to laugh about in this story. We all got a bit of a shock when some of our virgins from the week before returned, now Just Kate and Just Jackson. They claimed they had fun the week before, we must have done different trails.
Soon, hares Princess Diarrhea and Summer’s Yeast were off, the pack not far behind! The trail started with going through Dominican Hospital then ventured directly into the cemetery, similar to several other hospital goer’s routes before us. The lights were going down and the hares made gave us a “boo” big enough to make some of us completely miss liquor check, myself included.
The trail started to get into the woods and then the stairs came. Flashlights were a necessity or you had to keep up with someone who had one. In my case, this unfortunately meant Dung Fu, who I am sure was slowing down for me as I was struggling to keep up with him! The woods and the stairs went on for what felt like hours until we finally surfaced at Charminade, where Shallow Hole and Maxi Pad ended their days of unholy mattress acrobatics and joined together as husband and wife. There is only one way to go from here, it’s down. We ran all the way down Thurber until we saw the BN markings then what appeared to be a hare snare. DBASE says he snagged Summer’s Yeast from behind but she claims it didn’t count. At least that’s what she told Stub Nub. The pack voted and agreed with Summer’s Yeast that since the snare took place after the BN was written that it doesn’t count. I think it does count that when the FRB’s got to BN there wasn’t beer yet, but it was quickly supplied. The pack slowly started to trickle in, really… slowly…. In the meantime we tried to wish Giant Asexual’s mom a happy birthday, but he wasn’t having it. The DFL’s finally got around to joining us, but not before Virgin Taylor took off before beer check ended. At least he flashed us.
We headed on over to Bobby’s Pit Stop for religion and Dung Fu started sprouting Santa Cruz local foliage straight from his mouth. Apparently that stuff grows best with a healthy supply of beer because by the end of religion it had tripled! Backsliders Twisted Fister, Tits and Game and Just Sara were given down-downs, although I think Just Sara had her down-down come up-up the next morning because she and Occassional Rapist had hit up the previously thought to be closed, WindJammer prior to the hash and might have been a bit tipsy. Occassional was nowhere to be seen on trail and Just Sara needed Accuprick’s assistance to make it through trail without breaking her leg. Finally, someone needed Accu for something! He will treasure that night forever. Puff the Magic Drag Queen celebrated his 750th hash analversary and Dung Fu Grip is following in his footsteps with his own analversary. Get a life guys!
Next week’s hash will have us “Dressed to the Nines” and begin at 515 Kitchen and Cocktails, a place for only the hippest of Santa Cruz, where we will be twisted and turned around by hares Fap Jack and Dung Fu Grip.