Hash Trash #740 Stinko De Mayo

Thmp Thmp and Princess Di-arrhea led us to Beer Thirty! I think this place will be well visited over the summer! Before they left, they asked if everyone knew about STFU, and what it stood for (they are notorious for this now). Trail started out on Main street. Right away we had to climb a hill, which luckily for us was the only real hard part of trail. I noticed this is where Fap Jack, PCL, and Electric Labia Land decided to turn around. We then traversed through towards Capitola Ave. and crossed the street bridge over into Capitola parts. Trail then led us through a very private upscale mobile home park, the Brookvale Terrace, this is where we saw STFU chalk markings. This was a surprising well managed park, I’m not one to want to live in a mobile home park but if I had to, this definitely would be the one! Trail led down the oasis Brookvale creek, and then up another hill, but well paved I might add. Then we worked our way to a very private cool little park nestled in between 3 streets, a triangle shaped park, at Cortez st., Columbus Dr., and Sir Francis Ave.’s. This is where we found a potted Cactus Pinata hanging from the biggest tree! By the time the DFL’s approached we witnessed Deep Stroke swinging away at the pinata like she was on a war path! Out flew a mini bar and Toostie Lolly-pops! There was tequila, rum, schnaaps, and hot fire flavored mini liquor bottles. A Hasher’s dream! We hung out awhile to give the hares some time to head out. It was funny as there we’re kids and parents hanging out on the playground near us and once they saw what flew out of the Pinata they left mysteriously? Trail then headed on out towards Monterrey Ave. towards Bay Ave. Beer Check happended in a parking lot off Bay at (~3.5 miles by my map), near the freeway underpass. Then it was a hop skip and no jump to the Lions Park (on Main)where religion commenced. RA was Accuprick, beer fairy Twisted Fister! We had to make religion run fast as a cop pulled up shortly after we started, lucky for us the cop was looking for a “Domestic Abuse call” and when he heard we we’re there gathering after our friendly “run”, I do not believe he even stepped foot into the park! Yaay. Noted down downs; Backsliders: Diddler on the Roofie and Shiny Snail Trail, Slonad? Also Twisted celebrated a down down for his 50th Surf City hash with us! Dung-Fu Grip drank for doing his 25th consecutive hash with us! Get a life get a life get a life life life…

And the hares!…….

See you half-minds at the BC brewery tonight!

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