Hash Trash 666’s……

We survived the end of the world, but then came hash 666….’s, biblical prophecy cites that end of the world is marked by antichrist whose number is 666…hindu prophecy reveals that the end of the world is marked by Kali yuga, which in its final stages of the kali yuga the world will disolve and formed again by the time it happens, all the people in world will know the real truth about the universe and themselves, yet they will be helpless to save themselves!! This sums up hash 666…we gathered at the chicken coop known as Henfling’s, Hash Six-Six-Six

this is the hare’s second home.  Pussy Galore was her co-hare, actually another excuse for her not to run hash trail. As I settled down for a drink, I caught up with Pussy Galore, whom apparently is making plans to start a crop of Alpaca at her farm. We also had 3 virgins, Virgin Eric (Hugh made him cum), Virgin Maggie and JP (Twat made them both cum).  Backslider Just Zach decided to return, as did Sunday Semen, and Nice Butt… (ok she lives in New Zealand now and her home kennel is in the UAE). Nice Butt….brought her current pimp Navigator, both visiting her mom from  Christchurch, New Zealand.  Trail had us run criss crossing Hwy 9 into neighborhoods, many which we’re still decorated with christmas light’s.  The highlight was the first check, which had us at a Greek orthodox  temple with a shiny gold roof temple, and a truck loaded with Jell-o Shots! Red and spicy! We then had to still run almost another 2 miles to beer check, total miles ~2.5 miles to beer check, we all devored  huge magnum’s of Anchor Steam’s New Years Celebration, right on Hugh! We then relived trail back to Hugh’s humble abode. I got to meet her son briefly (he was glued to the computer inside). I think Hugh took pleasure in starving us from not providing the chip trough for a good 30 minutes! RA Accuprick and his beer (mistress) fairy Cuff my Muff tortured us with many down down accusations, first up, Cuff for being BMF, the Analversaries=Twat did you say got her 25th hatch patch!, Hugh got 250!! get a life get a life get a life life life…… Navigator from New Zealand, Nice Butt..for relocating there to Garden City, Christchurch,  Just Zack (virgin backslider), then TIMMY! for not having uttered not one word of a song when asked, then the virgin’s: Eric told a sick mom joke, JP (Jon Pierre) showed us his “lost gum” I missed that one, it was too dark, and we viewed Virgin Maggie’s (whom loves Ohio) bumm tattoo of the Brown’s university logo. Dog Breath and Accu got blamed by dBASED for cutting the fence at jell-o shot check like dumb asses, they all drank. We shall find out what happened at PG’s house for her last Sat. night potluck tequilla fest. she was announcing at the hash, apparently she was celebrating her husband being out of town:)….and the hares…..

Hash Six-Six-Six

See you all wanker’s tonight at Hash 667 At Burger.!

Occasional Rapist

 

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