Princess Di-arrhea and Thmp Thmp welcomed us half minds to their home on the Seascape golf course. We had several out of towner hasher’s show up one Pussy Toupe whom works for Gordon Beirch (i’m certain that’s spelled wrong) brew company so we had some on tap, nice way to start the weekend of Whar to Barf! Pixilatted Obscenity was there ans was some CAN’d hasher’s, and I might add an old timer Surf city hasher Finger Nips! Was nice to see all of ya. We had 3 potential namings on this night so we all tried to gather incriminating info. for Just Shannon, Just Adam, and Just Trisha.  Trail was 3.41 miles according to my mapmyrun, of course that’s with myself doing slight short cutting at the end.  We had two beer checks! Running threw neighborhood’s of mansion sized houses, little shiggy of Sumner, and trail down to the beer can beach at a wierd building (what is in there anyway?) which to me looks like a bathroom from the beach. We then circled back down Townsend to Rio Del mar and then down to the railroad tracks by their house for last beer check. There was a mixture of FRB, and walkers and DFL’s, but with all the back checks, YBF’s we managed to all stay in close. Religion was on the side of the golf course by this time though it was getting dark so excuse me for my poor scratchy notes. Accu. was RA with Pixie as beer fairy; First down down was for Finger Nips staying away from surf city for too long, then Pixie for backsliding and being a past RA,  Just Vivian whom Bloody Wanker made her cum for a false ball ACCU-sation as it was not her first haring ever. Shiney snail trail got a down down for reporting Mr. Face “Hey Twisted Balls” they both drank (ok what ever that was), Fifth down down was for the vegatarians whom did not partake in Accupricks delicioso Meat balls he made, Hugh and Puff.  Cuff made her 150th Annalversary with SCH3!, get a life! Something about Shiney snail trail and dBASED for being short cutting lover’s? Then Ghetto for giving us a false accusation of thinking he is leaving us or CAN”d hash. YBF fucker’s: Slonad, Shallow, Ghetto, Dungfu, Dog Breathe, Shiney, Just Adam. Chick piss at beer check #1 went to Cuff and Shiney (yes we saw you), and then to the namings, since it was so dark and late already we decided to only name Just Adam, and after much half-minded diliberations we came up with “Diddler on the Roofie”, welcome to the hash dude! And last but least Hugh Hef. got herself a 50th consecutive SCH3 annoncement, is she the new Puff? Ok on out next up is the pub crawl trash.

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