Hash Trash #757

Helloooooo….a lot has happend since hash 757. But let’s relive it! Shallow Hole and Dung-Fu-Grip took us up Empire Grade near Twin Gates, for the start of this shiggi-licious hash trail. Shallow brought 2 virgin’s, racist from her running group. Virgin’s Robin and Heather. One even wore a racist shirt! Slonad also brought virgins, Kory and Steve. Virgin Steve’s spouse Just Lori apparently hadn’t hashed in 2 years. Glad to see keeping it in the family! Just Tisha made Virgin Alice cum! Trail was one big loop in the park so to speak. We ran through Gray Whale Ranch part of Wilder ranch and then crossed back over Empire Grade in another loop. Just Karee was confused and didn’t think it was her 5th hash yet, but by dBASED and Puff’s observational skills or hash count it was her 5th, so the thinking caps we’re on! About 1-2 miles in there was a BW check of Manischewitz Concord Grape wine, nasty, but appreciated! A nice bridge crossing. It appeared most of the virgins made it to beer check first, LOL. I measured ~3.7 miles to beer check. (Trail map as measured by dBASED.) Check out this map, what do you see? I tried to see something but no. Beer check was beside a memorial burial of a lost cyclist whom apparently was hit by a car on Empire Grade. We drank to him! Then the long ass mile walk back down Empire Grade to Religion/start of trail. We carried the beer trough off road so we wouldn’t get busted and conducted business. Dog Breath was TIMMY!’s beer fairy. Noted down down’s are FRB’s which were most of the virgins!, Just Lori for making it back after 2 years for her 3rd hash run!, Just Karee and Bacon Queef for learning ‘just how to pee in the woods whilst hashing’, Dung-Fu-Grip’s 69th Analversary hash!! And all the Virgins we’re called up. We heard stupid jokes from most but got a nice butt flash from Kory! Then the naming of Just Karee……after much diliberation….Welcome to the hash, ‘Tits and Game!’ (can you tell where or whom she works for?). Yaay! I personally really liked this trail, running off road is so much fun! Creamy Swallow hates his name and wants a renaming. We will grant this no problemo, might take awhile but we shall come up with something far more insulting! And the Hares..!!

On On to this week’s hash which will start at El Jardin, on Capitola road, we have 2 new hares so this should be interesting!

Til then wanker’s!

Occasional Rapist

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