Hobo (didn’t-go) back to school Hash Trash #759

We started at El Jardin, a great mexican hangout off Capitola road and 7th ave. Trifecta hares Twisted Fister, Diddler on the Roofie, and Fucked-Over-Fest tortured us on this night. Trail was~ 3.67 miles from start to beer check for me. We ran around neighborhoods that had some type of school. Up La Fonda, this is where old ‘alternative’ school “Loma Prieta” used to reside, and where the Liquor Check was-in the woods( big bottle of JD) and this is where a few of my drop-out stoner friends finished their HS diploma, accross the street from Harbor High School, which happend to be my high school-Go Pirates!, I graduated there in 1984! This year is my.. gulp, 30th reunion! LOL. Anyhow, there was a long-ass back check over the newly completed La Fonda Ave. bridge over Hwy 1, real trail went through the back of Harbor High up the little alley way to Soquel, through what we know now as Hobo Hotel land. Then off over towards Green Acres Elementry, Live Oak School est. 1872! Beer Check was at Fucked-Over-Fest’s Grandma’s house. How cool is that? The family stayed in though. Long ass BC. We ended up at Diddler’s house for Religion which was ~ 1 mile away from BC. Just Heather was beer fairy, Accuprick RA. Noted task of the evening was to rename Just Jeremiah, and we did it well, his new name, drum roll…..”Just Pussy Foot!” He likes his Ugg boots like his women. Ok and the hares……thanks for bringing back school memories!

See you cats tonight at Brady’s Yacht Club, dress up as Pirates and or Wenches bitches!………..Occasional Rapist!

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