Hash 760 of the mighty Surf City Hash House Harriers will be remembered not for the fine trail from the hares Occasional Rapist and Twister Fister, nor the soul-cleansing rousing religion conducted by a voiceless Dung Fu rip, but for the second easiest naming in Surf City H3’s illustrious history of the newly self-named Courtesy Flush. Not since the infamous 2005 Stupid Pussy naming has a hasher named himself in a moment of pure Half Mind Stupidity in front of the pack.
“So there I was, taking a dump. When a homeless man in the next stall screamed out, ‘For the love of God man, how about a Courtesy Flush.’”
Hash consent was duly given by all and there was great mocking, er I mean rejoicing. Trust me, I saw it.
And thus was named Courtesy Flush.
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An Adventure in Hashing which collides with the annual Santa Cruz to Capitola Wharf to Wharf R*ce
2012 Rego Form – Post mark July 5
Wharf to Barf 2012 – July 20-22. 2012
Elect Psycho Baby in 2012!
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VALENTINE’S DAY HASH (A to A+)
For all you lovers, fighters or just drinkers – come out to the Valentine’s Day Hash as trail will be set by lovebirds, Hairy Potter & Choka-cola.
There will be a bum wine check, beer check and hopefully cupid’s arrow will strike an unlucky hasher.
Start: Arana Gulch (end of Mentel off of Soquel)
Time: 6:33 pm
GM – Timmy!!!
RA – Accuprick
RA – Vince Lamblowme
BM – Hugh Heifer
HT – Occasional Rapist
HT – Shallow Hole
On Sex – dBASED
Flash – Puff the MDQueen
SCH3 Annual General Meeting will be held on November 17, 2011. It is our annual erection of new officers so please plan on attending. If you have completed 5 SCH3 hashes in Year 11 (Nov 11, 2010 to Nov 3, 2011), you are eligible to vote. If you wish to be an officer, send your name via email to firstname.lastname@example.org by November 14, 2011.
Event info after the break…
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