The hasher formerly known as Just Brian shall henceforth be answering to the insult PLASTIC PUSSY! Apparently he’s a salesman of “medical supplies”, but we all suspect he sells Real Dolls (or parts thereof), right? Our crew could use a few knee replacements or fake vaginas, so either way you’ve got some new customers right here! Welcome to the kennel, Plastic Pussy!

We have 2 newly named SCH3 hasher’s! Last night’s hash #672 was productive! Just Andrea on her 5th hash with surf city has been named “Dirty Dolmas”!, she is everything greek and…Just Sarah on her 6th surf city hash was named “Pink Cherry Licker”! Please welcome these new lovely harriette’s!! Yaay:)

Last night Just Marna got named Cumcerto. Something about playing the flute. Not sure if that’s the skin flute or is a band.  She has come to 5 consecutive hashes and we all hope we’ll continue to be as routine a Hasher as her sister – Princess Diarrhea. The best song sung to Just Marna  last night was “someone’s in you sister vagina”, which we all know to be Thmp-Thmp!

Just Linda whom I made cum, got named  “Mortal Enema” at the #663 hash! I think its great, she hates it, hopefully she’ll cum back to hash! She will make a great hasher addition!

Please welcome to SCH3 Daddy’s White Sauce and Occasional Rapist, both are very lovely additions to our pack.  Daddy White Sauce was named at hash 568, while Occasional Rapist got named at hash 569.