Hash 971 Cowboy up

This week we  celebrated the twin birthdays of Occasional Rapist and Ho to Housewife. Giddy Up Girlfriends.

And we didn’t have to hitch up the ponies cause the gals kept them close to their sweet spots.

And amazingly the Hippie traded in her tie-dye for some turn of the century woman of the evening attire. Guess they let the hookers off duty early tonight.


Some people got the costume memo and others felt that simply tying on a red handkerchief would suffice. Thankfully Cunt Jungle can pull it off.


Bakers Dozen’t rocked the fringe. Bet he had to get his 60’s swede jacket out of the mothballs.

Nevertheless he is styling…almost as much as when he is in his chef’s coat.




Need to be extra careful when rounding the corner…one false move would land you in the cactus patch. OUCH!!

Beer check at sunset overlooking the Bay is always a hit. Still….note the kilt at the “Cowboy” themed hash. They say kilts are so versatile.


Back at the “MT Bar” aka Wicked’s back yard, things heated up, especially around the fire pit.


Taco Tramp got called up for not doing trail, cause “she works for jerks”. Well, better late than never especially when you show up in sweats AND cowboy boots.

Then we had a naming for Just Evan. Now known as Jeppetophile.

Hash Analversieries included the ever so droll and witty Thump Thump with 325 and Accuprick racked up a mere 275. Get a Life~

Thank you Wicked for hosting us again.

On On On


Hash #970

Hash #970  Shallow and Fap’s Birthday Trail! GEMINI daydreams and nightmares by the twin troublemakers.

We all start at the Seabright Brewery with its dog friendly patio and happy hour prices to entice the hoards.
Who missed the water taxi?? Hmmm….. Broke Bench, Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Curtesy Flush,and Wicked Retarded. Guess it was easier to hang out at the Seabright dive bars then expend some actual energy to follow trail.
These wankers were busted for using Tech on Trail:
Broke Bench
Rat Pussy
Just Evan
They were all engrossed in the Warriors playoff game and being oh so disrespectful to the RA.
DBased and Cold Smegma simply can’t read. They completely missed the largest T&E split markings located at the bottom of a staircase marked in King Kong size letters. Better get an eye exam scheduled.
Snake me anywhere and Twat did you say had bathroom issues. Guess one of them needed a tampon but the other one wasn’t sure where to put it?? Anatomy lesson anyone?
We had virgin Courtney grace our circle. We had backsliders try to slink back into our good graces….Testi Coil, Hugh Heiffer, Organ Grinder,  and Just Evan.Unfortunately Virgin Mike did not make it to Religion…guess he  found the Blue Lounge  so seductive that he couldn’t be bothered to hang out with his new friends down on the beach.
Johnnie Cockring got lucky. Not one but two beach babes!
And so did our Birthday Girl, Shallow hole. She got to hare a shitty trail with lots of booze with her sidekick FapJack. What more could a girl want?

Hash Trash #968

I am simply amazed at all the happy and smiling folks who made it to the start at Pour Taproom. Especially after the grueling festivities of Red Dress. They must have put something in the water cause these people are so freakin happy!  Half of our pack now works at Pour…so you know they are living large, eating up all the grub and drinking the taps dry.

Out on the mean streets of Santa Cruz we assemble for yet another clusterf*ck.  Turns out there was a hare snare fiasco. Fap managed to escape but his buddy got caught. Cold Smegma didn’t get the memo that he needs not only to be lightening fast with this group but also stealthy. Key word is STEALTHY!!  .


The other half of the group who doesn’t work at Pour decided not to do trail and instead opted for Gorilla Sake Checks and other libations. To add salt to this festering wound, Cunt Jungle and Curtesy Flush also decide to have ice cream! They too have forgotten that this is supposed to be a hash not a 7th grade first date.

Meanwhile the rest of the halfminds try to outrun the homeless. Just another regular night in Santa Cruz.


At Religion Pinky was our demanding RA.

Turns out Timmy forgot the down down beer. Hmmmm.

Check and Dong spent way too much time inspecting bridges.

Bakers got busted lounging in the Red Room.

CumFartZone thinks she is a comedian with her musings about trail mix.

Broke Bench celebrated his 10th anniversary of Red Dress. And his wardrobe continues to expand along with his consciousness.

A few folks can’t follow simple rules: Wicked, Cold Smegma and Banana to name a few. Really should include the whole damn pack. You can see how exasperated Shallow is!

Banana mused about flour and we gave Dbased a down down for 800 hashes!

Well another wonderful hash is int he books despite all the rule breakers!


On On On


Hash #967 RED DRESS

Annual Red Dress Run also called Cross-dressers anonymous.

The crowd starts to gather.


Timmy!!! and Pinky talk to Women Care representative Laverne.




Broke Bench finally comes out of his shell and dresses up for a good cause.



Callahans back lot is ususally filled with black leather….but not today!





Flipper from LA says hi.


Another visitor Ms Hog something or other. We are happy that you are happy.







Just Liberty packs her pooch.






Accuprick and Laverne from Women Care.

And Shallow Hole with her trusted bull horn to quell the crowd.



Butt Balls and Little Anal Annie and their 4 legged kids.



Run Forrest Run




Gather at the mansion for beer check and memories.



Lots of red love to go around.





Bakers looking fetching and coy.






more of the crowd staggering into beer check.

Steamy informs Vag Repair Kit that his nipples are exposed!!


And now someone’s bottom is exposed.

Not sure if they have been bad or good?!!


late to the party.





Early to beer check….just put your heels up and relax a bit.






Nice shoes girlfriend.

Big red crowd at beer check.

But back at Callahans for the food and raffles.


It’s chow time.

And Miller time

And buy more raffle tickets time!


Oh and some much needed solo time for Monterey’s own Mr Wiggly.



Ho and Twister Fister get their grub on.






fine dining at Callahans.






Thanks for cumming and raising over $5,000 for Women Care, Cancer support organization.

On On On,


Hash #966

Hash #966 Santa Cruz Slug Fest

Hares Timmy and Courtesy Flush decreed that this would be a hometown SC hash and thus ordered everyone to don some form of appropriate attire such as a Banana Slug or Santa Cruz shirt/ hat/socks. Or if you are brave or simply stupid  you can rock the complete Sammy the Slug mascot outfit.

And once you have your necessary attire you can show up at  Humble Seas Brewery on the wild west side of town.


I guess Banana was the only one who got the memo!



Fap did not rock the outfit but he did manage to give us a high five.

Chewy and Shallow bonded again.

Happy slugs slogging across the road.



Not sure if we should proceed cause we can’t seem t follow the rules.


Somehow we ended up at Mitchel’s Cove – a favorite haunt.






Looks like they behaved on the beach.



And off to religion we go.




Broke Bench carrying his portable heater, his substitute blankie.




Banana Basher in his full regalia…or simply a t-shirt….at least it is yellow.






Puff is in the hot seat.



Hash #965

Hash Trash #965

On a perfectly lovely Thursday evening the pack gathered at the Santa Cruz Wharf for “Taco Thursday” at Olitas.

Who can turn down a pint and a taco for a mere 7 bucks?

The bargain hunters hungrily munched and imbibed and occasionally lifted their heads up to see the gorgeous view.

The pack set off down the wharf with full bellies and half minds.

One hasher was particularly exuberant.

The others dutifully marched along….until they reached beer check at the home of a very celebrated women.

This  women…at the top of the stair in the pink shirt….is none other than the AMAZING 85 yr old marathon runner…Katherine Beiers. In case you missed her story:


And she’s also on YouTube:

I am not sure how DBased was able to coordinate this but we were grateful for the chance to meet her.

After this high point in the evening we had to succumb to the low point of religion under the trestle.




Our Hare DBased and Cold Smegma Kamakazi

GoldiLoxxx from Monterey invites us to his Stinko de Mayo hash and even has nifty flyers to hand out. 

Six always manages to show up at the right time…also known as miller time.