Hash #970 Shallow and Fap’s Birthday Trail! GEMINI daydreams and nightmares by the twin troublemakers.
I am simply amazed at all the happy and smiling folks who made it to the start at Pour Taproom. Especially after the grueling festivities of Red Dress. They must have put something in the water cause these people are so freakin happy! Half of our pack now works at Pour…so you know they are living large, eating up all the grub and drinking the taps dry.
Out on the mean streets of Santa Cruz we assemble for yet another clusterf*ck. Turns out there was a hare snare fiasco. Fap managed to escape but his buddy got caught. Cold Smegma didn’t get the memo that he needs not only to be lightening fast with this group but also stealthy. Key word is STEALTHY!! .
The other half of the group who doesn’t work at Pour decided not to do trail and instead opted for Gorilla Sake Checks and other libations. To add salt to this festering wound, Cunt Jungle and Curtesy Flush also decide to have ice cream! They too have forgotten that this is supposed to be a hash not a 7th grade first date.
Meanwhile the rest of the halfminds try to outrun the homeless. Just another regular night in Santa Cruz.
At Religion Pinky was our demanding RA.
Check and Dong spent way too much time inspecting bridges.
Bakers got busted lounging in the Red Room.
CumFartZone thinks she is a comedian with her musings about trail mix.
Broke Bench celebrated his 10th anniversary of Red Dress. And his wardrobe continues to expand along with his consciousness.
A few folks can’t follow simple rules: Wicked, Cold Smegma and Banana to name a few. Really should include the whole damn pack. You can see how exasperated Shallow is!
Banana mused about flour and we gave Dbased a down down for 800 hashes!
Well another wonderful hash is int he books despite all the rule breakers!
On On On
Annual Red Dress Run also called Cross-dressers anonymous.
The crowd starts to gather.
Timmy!!! and Pinky talk to Women Care representative Laverne.
Broke Bench finally comes out of his shell and dresses up for a good cause.
Another visitor Ms Hog something or other. We are happy that you are happy.
Just Liberty packs her pooch.
And Shallow Hole with her trusted bull horn to quell the crowd.
Butt Balls and Little Anal Annie and their 4 legged kids.
Run Forrest Run
Gather at the mansion for beer check and memories.
Lots of red love to go around.
more of the crowd staggering into beer check.
Steamy informs Vag Repair Kit that his nipples are exposed!!
And now someone’s bottom is exposed.
late to the party.
Early to beer check….just put your heels up and relax a bit.
Nice shoes girlfriend.
Big red crowd at beer check.
It’s chow time.
And Miller time
And buy more raffle tickets time!
Oh and some much needed solo time for Monterey’s own Mr Wiggly.
Ho and Twister Fister get their grub on.
fine dining at Callahans.
Thanks for cumming and raising over $5,000 for Women Care, Cancer support organization.
On On On,
Hash #966 Santa Cruz Slug Fest
Hares Timmy and Courtesy Flush decreed that this would be a hometown SC hash and thus ordered everyone to don some form of appropriate attire such as a Banana Slug or Santa Cruz shirt/ hat/socks. Or if you are brave or simply stupid you can rock the complete Sammy the Slug mascot outfit.
And once you have your necessary attire you can show up at Humble Seas Brewery on the wild west side of town.
I guess Banana was the only one who got the memo!
Fap did not rock the outfit but he did manage to give us a high five.
Happy slugs slogging across the road.
Not sure if we should proceed cause we can’t seem t follow the rules.
Somehow we ended up at Mitchel’s Cove – a favorite haunt.
Looks like they behaved on the beach.
And off to religion we go.
Broke Bench carrying his portable heater, his substitute blankie.
Hash Trash #965
On a perfectly lovely Thursday evening the pack gathered at the Santa Cruz Wharf for “Taco Thursday” at Olitas.
Who can turn down a pint and a taco for a mere 7 bucks?
The bargain hunters hungrily munched and imbibed and occasionally lifted their heads up to see the gorgeous view.
The pack set off down the wharf with full bellies and half minds.
One hasher was particularly exuberant.
The others dutifully marched along….until they reached beer check at the home of a very celebrated women.
This women…at the top of the stair in the pink shirt….is none other than the AMAZING 85 yr old marathon runner…Katherine Beiers. In case you missed her story:
And she’s also on YouTube:
I am not sure how DBased was able to coordinate this but we were grateful for the chance to meet her.
After this high point in the evening we had to succumb to the low point of religion under the trestle.
Our Hare DBased and Cold Smegma Kamakazi
Hash Trash #964
Today is Monday made the trek over the hill to hare this most special hash…..a hash that celebrates a surreptitious event that brings so much joy to so many.
This passionate hasher showed off his rad baking skills and brought delicious 420 brownies to share with everyone at the start. Well everyone except CumFartZone, who is a lightweight and who must keep her wits about her in order to be a diligent scribe.
Today is Monday is either checking in with his dealer, his probation officer, or consulting GPS to ensure that nobody gets lost on his trail….well one out of three is true….guess which one.
I am sure there WAS a NO TRESPASSING sign on those barricades prior to this hash….but Today Is Monday is a fearless and reckless hare so anything goes.
He led the pack deep into the woods, into the unknown and prayed that they made their way back safely.
These two became self absorbed in the magic of the woods and starting a frenzied selfie marathon….so much so that when they finally exited the woods they realized there were missing some items: a cell phone, a wallet and their dignity.
Luckily Captain Save A Ho aka Baker’s Dozen’t gallantly retreats into the bowels of Pogonip to search for the valuable items. Despite his gargantuan efforts he emerges from the dank underworld empty handed. Luckily the two scalawags have enough sense to go back the next day day and follow their breadcrumbs and beer caps right to their most prized possessions.
Meanwhile the rest of the pack imbibes at Bocci’s Cellar and then meanders down to Shanty Shack.
Finally we trudge up the road for the requisite Religion Circle.
Cum you will not and her naughty friend , Virgin Michelle, quickly dropped trow,, danced around the circle and gleefully showed us all her butt. Accuprick immediately named her Pinch the Head and Twist after she launched into her personal method for removing ticks and other pests.
Today is Monday was honored for his memorable 420 hash and of course we had to do the full rendition of his song. This was his first Surf City Haring, although I believe he has 50 hashes under his belt.
At this point the crowd was quite unruly. The backsliders were called up…..My little Bony, Six O Nine, and maybe NoFilm??
At this point the evening was a hazy blur but everyone left happy. Happy 420 week!!
On On On